Top 4 Quotes & Sayings by Gregg Rogell

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Gregg Rogell.

Last updated on April 18, 2025.

Gregg Rogell was born on February 18, 1967, in Long Island, New York, USA. He is a professional comedian who resides in New York City. He has appeared on The Tonight Show, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Louie, Half Baked, and The Nanny. He has had his own half hour special on Comedy Central, and was a featured performer in the movie The Aristocrats. He is a regular performer at New York City's Comedy Cellar.

American - Comedian | Born: February 18, 1967

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My friend is an idiot. He smokes three packs of cigarettes a day. He won't quit, either. His big excuse is, "Why should I quit smoking? Anything could kill me. I could be walking down the street one day and i could be hit by a bus." Maybe if you quit smoking you could cross the street a hell of a lot faster.