Top 321 Quotes & Sayings by Groucho Marx - Page 6
Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Groucho Marx.
Last updated on November 22, 2024.
You bet I'm shy. I'm a shyster lawyer.
If it gets any hotter in here I could use a big fan.
I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was a kid.
I hate London when it's not raining.
Even the intellectual crowd will have none of me. Physically, I look like one of them. Graying at the temples, I walk with a slight limp and wear thick glasses.
Gerald Ford was unknown throughout America. Now he's unknown throughout the world.
All geniuses die young.
Clowns work as well as aspirin, but twice as fast.
Bel Air, I am convinced, was laid out by some diabolic sadist who deliberately decided not to use a compass or a surveyor.
Since my daughter is only half-Jewish, could she go in the water up to her knees?
I know a member of one of New York's first families (first as you drive up Tenth Avenue)
I think that the Peeps or Peppies or Pipes diaries would be much more popular had there been a universal pronuncation of his name.
Here lies Groucho Marx and Lies and Lies and Lies P.S. He never kissed an ugly girl.
The foods that are recommended today are as palatable as a steady diet of wet blotters.
He thinks I look alike!
Hello, I must be going.
And stop pointing that beard at me, it might go off!
That's nothing - my alarm clock is set for eight.
That's bad luck: three on a midget. From "At The Circus
Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.
Hey, when I said work fast, I didn't mean your friend, I meant the maid.
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