Top 141 Quotes & Sayings by Hank Green - Page 3

Hoaxes are nothing new. News media isn't hard to fool. It's fun to fool and people like to mess with people. It all goes to show you that we're not all that hard to fool. I think we should just accept that and trust people anyway.

But when you are being physically and psychologically tortured, it is difficult to remove yourself from the pressingness of the moment at hand. Here's how I dealt with bullying: I cried, I hated myself, I hated my life. I didn't deal with it, I survived it, but I never dealt with it. So here are two tips from someone with lots of experience. 1: It's not about you, it has nothing to do with you, it's about the assholes doing it to you. 2: Your job is not to deal with it, your job is to survive it, which you CAN do because it WILL end. And then yes, it will get better.

I also live in the present, due to the constraints of the space-time continuum.

You may be wondering why there are words on my hands. That's because I'm a dork. And I'm gonna choose not to explain myself.

We've got to keep 6 billion people happy without destroying our planet. It's the biggest challenge we've ever faced....but we're taking it on.

I think it's pretty ridiculous to sit back and think that we've changed the horse so much, without realizing that they have changed us an awful lot too.

So you go on and on, with this intellectual fly down, your underwear exposed, and toilette paper hanging out the back of your pants.

John Green is a very handsome, intelligent, and wise man. He smells really weird though.

Welcome to the degeneration of my mind.

And when I think about that sunrise that I woke up to that morning, I just feel like I got as close to nowhere as I could get, and found out that it was more of a place than anywhere I've been in a long time.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang, but then it came back to me.

Legacy media accuses young people of being apathetic while actively attempting to remove them from the discussion.

I need Harry Potter like a grindylow needs water.

Marriage can be a religious thing. It can also be a secular thing. And guess what? Not everyone in the world is of the same religion. Preventing gay people from getting married is not an expression of religious freedom. It's an expression of religious oppression.

I have very little patience for teachers who teach their students things that are wrong.

It seems no matter what I read I think 'this is not Harry Potter.'

I'm also pretty impressive when I'm shoving the neck of a lute into someone's chest cavity.

Bravery is not strength in the face of a far lesser foe. Bravery is the exact opposite of that.

Why is it called Piggie-back riding? I'm not a piggie!

What does it mean that social structures among young people are so often predicated upon trying really, really hard to appear to not-be-trying?

So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".