Top 7 Quotes & Sayings by Harris Wittels

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Harris Wittels.

Last updated on April 15, 2025.

Harris Lee Wittels was an American comedian. He was a writer for The Sarah Silverman Program, a writer and executive producer for Parks and Recreation, and a recurring guest on Comedy Bang! Bang! He coined the word humblebrag in 2010.

American - Comedian | April 20, 1984 - February 19, 2015

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I'm very reactive, I think. I'm down to throw down with people. Online, of course. Not in person.

Harris Wittels

I wanna open a Jamaican/Irish/Spanish small plate breakfast restaurant and call it Tapas the Morning to Ja.

Harris Wittels

I hate smoking sections. Unless we're talking about the movie 'The Mask' with Jim Carrey. Then the smoking section is my favorite part.

Harris Wittels

What's up? I'm Harris. I'm 33 years young. I have my cousin Jason's truck for two more weeks. I have one testicle-whack a mole accident-and I'm down to clown.

Harris Wittels

I think all Internet comments should be disengaged. But I kind of live and die by it. It's completely irresistible. It's not like comedy. When I do a podcast or write an episode of TV, I have no feedback for that. That's the only way you know what you're doing is good or bad.

Harris Wittels

Wheat Thins? Call me when they're Wheat THICKS! Gimme that wheat!

Harris Wittels

I'm not getting married until gay people can get married. Because I'm gay.

Harris Wittels