Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English comedian Harry Hill.
Last updated on December 21, 2024.
Matthew Keith Hall, known professionally as Harry Hill, is an English comedian, presenter and writer. He pursued a career in stand-up following years working as a medical doctor, developing an off-beat, energetic performance style that fused elements of surrealism, observational comedy, slapstick, satire and music. When performing, he often wears browline glasses and a dress shirt with a distinctive oversized collar and cuffs.
You can tell a lot about someone's personality if you know his star sign -Jesus, born on 25 December, fed the five thousand, walked on water -typical Capricorn.
You might heckle me now - but when I get home, I've got a chicken in the oven.
I went to a restaurant the other day called 'Taste of the Raj.' The waiter hit me with a stick and got me to build a complicated railway system.
I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face.
The mobile phone, the fax, emails. Call me old fashioned, but what's wrong with a chain of beacons?
I have a really nice step ladder, sadly, I never knew my real ladder.
It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.
My dad used to say 'Always fight fire with fire,' which is probably why he got thrown out of the the fire brigade.