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J. B. Morton

John Cameron Andrieu Bingham Michael Morton, better known by his preferred abbreviation J. B. Morton was an English humorous writer noted for authoring a column called "By the Way" under the pen name 'Beachcomber' in the Daily Express from 1924 to 1975.

English - Writer | June 7, 1893 - May 10, 1979

Source: Wikipedia

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

Justice must not only be seen to be done but has to be seen to be believed.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

Economy: cutting down other people's wages. — © J. B. Morton

Economy: cutting down other people's wages.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

Vegetarians have wicked, shifty eyes, and laugh in a cold calculating manner. They pinch little children, steal stamps, drink water, favor beards.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

Erratum. In my article on the Price of Milk, 'Horses' should have read 'Cows' throughout.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

To fairy flutes, As the light advances, In square black boots The cabman dances.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

A library is a room where the murders take place.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

Wagner is the Puccini of music.

J. B. Morton

J. B. Morton

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