Top 124 Quotes & Sayings by J. B. Smoove - Page 3

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actor J. B. Smoove.
Last updated on December 4, 2024.
I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul. — © J. B. Smoove
I'm looking to be the next comedy mogul.
Being a parent is about your survival. Surviving the terrible two's is the most important thing. Kids get heavy. Quite literally. They're heavy to lift up when they're throwing tantrums.
I'm nice with damn kids, man. Kids love me. I can bounce back and forth. I can discipline kids and I can get into the mind of a kid.
I should be European. I'm long and lean. I'd look good in a trench coat.
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