Top 10 Quotes & Sayings by J. F. Lawton

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American writer J. F. Lawton.

Last updated on September 18, 2024.

Jonathan Frederick Lawton is an American screenwriter, producer, and director. His screen credits include the box office hit Pretty Woman, Mistress, Blankman, Under Siege, Under Siege 2: Dark Territory, The Hunted, Chain Reaction, DOA: Dead or Alive, Jackson, and the TV series V.I.P. Under the assumed name J.D. Athens, he wrote and directed Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death and Pizza Man.

American - Writer | Born: August 11, 1960

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Anything short of cannibalism is just beating around the bush.

J. F. Lawton

Time does not die; only people.

J. F. Lawton

You're comin' with me, you gotta be invisible. You walk by a hatch and you see the enemy, you become the hatch.

J. F. Lawton

The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

J. F. Lawton

Stores are never nice to people. They're nice to credit cards.

J. F. Lawton

It's easy to clean up when you got money.

J. F. Lawton

Even monkeys fall out of trees.

J. F. Lawton

I have a lot of fantasies about being tied up and spanked. I suppose it isn't very liberated, is it? What kind of fantasies do feminists have?

J. F. Lawton

People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.

J. F. Lawton

We don't care if these girls want to eat their men. That's the Piranha Man's problem. We just want the avocados.

J. F. Lawton

Top 10 Quotes & Sayings by J. F. Lawton

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