Top 4 Quotes & Sayings by Jay Presson Allen

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American novelist Jay Presson Allen.
Last updated on December 25, 2024.
Jay Presson Allen

Jay Presson Allen was an American screenwriter, playwright, stage director, television producer, and novelist. Known for her withering wit and sometimes-off-color wisecracks, she was one of the few women making a living as a screenwriter at a time when women were a rarity in the profession. "You write to please yourself," she said, "The only office where there's no superior is the office of the scribe."

I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first. — © Jay Presson Allen
I'm going to be a great film star. That is, if booze and sex don't get me first.
All right. If you insist. I do not sleep with girls. No, no, no, let me be absolutely accurate. I've gone through the motions of sleeping with girls exactly three times, all of them disastrous. The word for my sex life now is nil. Or as you Americans would say, "plenty of nuttin'.
Oh, I know I can sing. What I really want to be is an actress.
I'm self-centered, inconsiderate, and what was the third adjective? Oh, yes, and I have this infantile fantasy that one day I'll amount to something as an actress.
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