Top 35 Quotes & Sayings by Jenna Marbles

Sometimes I like to think it would be nice if you just had a character, and your personal life was your personal life. My life is definitely out there, you know?

What I get to do is have fun in my house, by myself, and put it on the Internet.

I can pretty much justify anything as work if I'm reading the news or whatever.

There's a big difference between me and other YouTubers - a lot of them have big, concrete plans. I'm still this weird chicken with my head cut off. I don't know what I want to do next and haven't known that since I started.

I make more money than I need, ever.

The days I'm not doing videos, I always have random stuff. We do production meeting stuff. Those are so stupid. Everyone's like, 'We like you; we don't know what to do with you.' I'm like, 'Cool.'

There is no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

If you were born really ugly like me, have no fear. There's steps you can take to be good-looking. Kind of.

I came out of my shell in college.

I like to dress up.

I have had a lot of cool offers to move into traditional media, but I'm not completely sold I have to do that.

I don't recommend washing your face. Because you might drown.

You are constantly changing & evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences.

You are the most rare & majestic you there ever was and ever will be.

If you want to be like someone, there's nothing stopping you from modeling yourself after someone else. You don't have to BE them - that's not your job in life. Your job in life is not to be someone else. You just want to be as good at being you as that person is at being them.

As weird and awful and terrible as it may seem to be yourself sometimes, it will always reward you.

So you don't have time for concealer, you have time for powder for when you start crying later about how some boy doesn't like you.

One of the benefits of being you is: You know that the people who love you, love you for you. They don't love you for who they think you are or who you're pretending to be.

You've already got a natural glow, kind of of, cuz you're drunk, so just make it like way more intense, everybody loves someone who's so red in the face. Are you embarrassed? No, I'm just excited to be here. I'm normal, I swear. Do you want my phone number?

If you can't move your brush good, just move your face.

Here's a helpful life tip. Stand by things that are white cuz it makes you look less white.

Before I go to work, I like to pump myself up by crying over my master's degree.

You become yourself, every single day of your life, through your choices and how you think.

If you have something floating in your drink, then you know you're ready. Seriously, what's in my drink? Aliens. Still gonna drink it.

It's okay if you can't see what you're doing, cuz even when your eyes are open, you can't see what you're doing.

In order to find out who you are, you will, at some point, have to feel really isolated, left out, different.

Make it look like your skin is not so angry at you for your bad life choices.

You can always care [about what others think]. You probably always will care. But don't let it dictate your choices and what you want and what you want to accomplish and who you want to be. Don't let anyone get in the way of that. That's being yourself.

When I'm feeling sad, or lonely, and I don't know what I'm doing and I don't know where I'm going, I imagine the Cool Awesome Future Version of Myself just telling my present self, "It's okay. You just gotta grab that giraffe by the ears and ride it on out."

Make your face not look like your face by piling on like the heaviest makeup you can find and do it with some kind of brush that won't judge you.

The single greatest gift you could ever give the world is to be exactly who you are.

Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States.

There’s no cure for ugly, but you can make yourself into a human optical illusion.

Don't ever, ever, ever give up, because you're here for a reason, even if it's just to laugh at cats on the internet.

I believe that you become yourself every single day of your life through your choices and how you think. And that's constantly changing every day... You are constantly changing, evolving through your experiences, how you interpret your experiences, and how you choose to do things in the future based on those experiences... Being yourself means you think with your own mind, and you make your own choices and that makes you you.