Top 7 Quotes & Sayings by Jennifer Tour Chayes

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a professor Jennifer Tour Chayes.

Last updated on December 18, 2024.

Jennifer Tour Chayes is the University of California, Berkeley Associate Provost for the Division of Computing, Data Science, and Society and Dean of the School of Information. She was formerly a Technical Fellow and Managing Director of Microsoft Research New England in Cambridge, Massachusetts, which she founded in 2008, and Microsoft Research New York City, which she founded in 2012.

Professor | Born: September 20, 1956

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Combinatorialists and analysts always have different names for everything, in order to keep themselves from interacting.

Jennifer Tour Chayes

Always try to innovate. If you lose your old fitness, you lose out to Bose-Einstein condensation. I am sure that companies that go under would feel better if they knew that they were victims of Bose-Einstein condensation.

Jennifer Tour Chayes

It is cheaper to pay mathematicians and computer scientists to design algorithms that will eliminate webspamming, rather than to pay lawyers to do lawsuits.

Jennifer Tour Chayes

Theoretical Computer Science is just as useless as everything we mathematicians do.

Jennifer Tour Chayes

I described to my patent lawyer our new algorithm-that I was hoping to patent- about detecting clustering, that involved three probabilities ? , ?, ? that add-up to 1, and mentioned that it is like "a three-sided coin". A few days later he came up with a patent application for a "three-sided-coin".

Jennifer Tour Chayes

I don't know whether guys are more promiscuous or just bigger liars.

Jennifer Tour Chayes

With a metric you can really go to town, otherwise it is just abstract nonsense.

Jennifer Tour Chayes