Top 98 Quotes & Sayings by Jerry Lawler - Page 2

J.R.'s got moves like Jagger!

When God said 'Let there be light', Mae Young threw the switch.

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

Hey Mark Henry, where are your gold medals? We all know that if Mark Henry won a gold medal he'd just take it and have it bronzed.

Are you ready for some puppies?!

Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!

ECW stands for Extremely Crappy Wrestling.

Can I press one for English?

The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.

What's twelve inches long and hangs in front on ass, Mankind's tie.

The fats dented the flats.

Jake 'The Snake's' two best friends are Jim Beam & Jack Daniels.

Go back to your bingo hall.

Paul Bearer is so fat, he has his own gravitational pull!

If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock

Is he dancing or having a seizure?

Her, Me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?

Jake [Roberts] is feeling a little under the weather. He has bar-thritis. That's when because stiffin' a different joint every night.

Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!

Dolph Ziggler reminds me of Santa; everywhere he goes he brings an old bag with him.

A little sex on TV never hurt anyone...unless you fall off!

We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels

Speaking of birthday suits, I think Mae Young's needs ironing!

What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.

Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis

The only thing harder than Terry Funk's legs are his arteries.

It's not often that you see a smile on the face of the Viper, but it actually looks good on there.

When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.

Look at the attention the Godfather's getting! Kick my leg, J.R.; kick me in the leg!

I'd like to retain Trish Stratus's services.

There's one thing that comes into mind when I see Trish Stratus... MANAGEMENT

The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!

Sunny didn't make a fool out of Phineas, God beat her to that.

We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to

Mark Henry is so strong he eats steak with a spoon.

Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.

You lost weight? Look around, you'll find it.