Top 17 Quotes & Sayings by Jerry Smith

If you don't think it's safe, it probably isn't.

Childhood is the most beautiful of all life's seasons.

Don't learn safety by accident.

Playing with fire is bad for those who burn themselves. For the rest of us, it is a very great pleasure.

A man may smile and bid you hail Yet wish you to the devil; But when a good dog wags his tail, You know he's on the level.

Children are for people who can't have dogs.

May Jack-o-lanterns burning bright, Of soft and golden hue, Pierce through the future's veil and show, What fate now holds for you?

I may be a twin, but I am one of a kind.

To play with ten players for over half of the match is never going to be easy against anybody, particularly on their home field. But I thought the team adjusted fairly well and at times we looked really good with only ten players. Still, it's a win, and it's a win for the Rivalry Series and I'm happy about that.

Working safely is like breathing - if you don't, you die.

I shop like a bull - I charge everything!

Vacation: a period of travel and relaxation when you take twice the clothes and half the money you need.

Safety isn't expensive, its priceless.

A gypsy fire is on the hearth, Sign of the carnival of mirth; Through the dun fields and from the glade Flash merry folk in masquerade, For this is Hallowe'en!

There's two to wash, two to dry; There's two who argue, two who cry; There's two to kiss, two to hug; and best of all, there's two to love!

If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!

Everyone thinks softball is a girl's game. But you only think that until you get hit with it on a line drive.