Top 261 Quotes & Sayings by Jesse Ventura - Page 5

I want to try to become friends with Russia.

How can you send somebody else's kid to war if you won't send your own?

Marijuana is to rock and roll what beer is to baseball, so imagine if they took away beer at the ballgame.

I'm a better talker than writer.

You shouldn't be shot just because someone yells, "Halt" or resisting arrest or running away from being arrested.

I have an honorable discharge from the United States Navy. Hillary Clinton don't have one. Bill Clinton don't have one. Trump don't have one. Obama don't have one.

Going to war is an easy decision.

The media doesn't educate anyone.

If the price of the drug people want to use is through the roof, well then they're going to have to commit crimes to get the money to get the drug. You don't see any crimes committed over a pack of cigarettes or a bottle of beer, do you?

I can unequivocally tell you I would not have sent my kid to the Iraq war.

Seat belts come with a car so therefore you should be required to use them, but a helmet does not come with the bike.

The death penalty only should be - if you agree with it, which I don't, only allowed for murder. You have to murder someone to get the death penalty.

When I was governor, if I told a joke in front of the press - I learned. I would go, "That was a joke, joke, joke," and I'd say it three times.

Post-traumatic stress, that's why the soldiers need marijuana, is for their mental health. It makes them feel better so that they don't have the horrors of war in their mind all the time. And the government won't allow them to have it, because it's illegal - federally. It's absurd.

I make my own music and I don't criticize others.

If you behave like a good citizen, and you upgrade and improve your property, your reward will be the government will take more money from you. So using that analogy, you should let your house become the shithole on the block and they'll reduce your taxes and you'll pay less. Be a bad citizen with your neighbors, right? You'll save money then.

That's why you need the war on drugs to put all these pot smokers in prison so that the prisons remain full and the corporations remain profitable. It's a slippery slope.

If you're a Mexican citizen whether you live in a shanty shack or the big palace on the beach, when you turn 65, your property taxes are cut in half.

When I ran for governor, I told all the bikers, "You don't need to worry about me bringing in a helmet law. It's your option because you as a motorcycle rider that's your option. It doesn't come with the bike."

You can grow marijuana, so the government can't tax you and they don't like that, that's why they prohibit it.

Donald Trump is not a Republican, he's an Independent.