Top 193 Quotes & Sayings by Jessica Simpson - Page 3

Ask not from whence I came for the gravity of the future pulls me ever forward.

People think updos are so hard, but they're not. Your hair should look tousled and undone. If I'm in a mood to go out and feel hot and sexy, I want long hair that I can feel on my back. But I also like bed head. Ill usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I wont even wash it. Ill wait until it smells.

I used to be the kind of person who needed to have a lot of people around. That's where I found my serenity. I needed to have everyone around so I could have my hands and my mind in different places because that's what would calm me down. But now, I just want to be by myself. It's a good but scary place to be.

laugh a lot. It burns a lot of calories.

First love is only once in a lifetime, and it remains only in memory.

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

I don`t want people walking out of a movie thinking I was trying to act or be some movie star. I want them to think, `That might make me like Jessica a little bit more.`

I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'

I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice.

Abstinence for me is about romance. It has nothing to do with my relationship with God. It's definitely a bonus in that department, but it's nothing spiritual. It's about giving something special to that person you're going to spend the rest of your life with.

For me, it's just eat whatever makes you feel good. Work out whenever you want to. Just take care of yourself.

The real me is a southern girl with her Levis on and an open heart. Wish I could save the world, like I was super girl.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

I'm definitely shy, so it was definitely acting for me to drop a trench coat and be in a bikini and try to get my cousins out of trouble by using my body. That was definitely acting.

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

My dad takes care of me as a manager and as a dad, ... That's his job, you know, to take care of me. He has my best interests at heart.

If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

I don't play sports. The only sports I play is shopping. But there is a lot of walking involved in that... running sometimes if there's a sale.

I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.

A teacher asked us if anybody knew the names of the continents. I was sooo excited. I was like, Damn it! It's my first day of 7th grade, I'm in junior high and I know this answer. So I raised my hand, I was the first one, and I said A-E-I-O-U!

The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.

Is this chicken or is this fish?

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!

For Thanksgiving we have to make a Tofurkey! It doesn't sound right! It's gonna be jiggly and weird.

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image.

I will never do nudity. I don't care how dark and intellectual the role could be, you know...I don't care if I frickin' could get an Oscar for it, I'm not going to do it. Those accolades mean nothing to me. I don't think people deserve to see what's under my clothing. That's only for my next husband-ha-ha-ha.

I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.

A little bit is not that much to ask to make things right.

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn't like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God!

Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!

I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!

I want to be a diva... like people-totally-respect-my-music diva, not diva like carry-my-diet-Coke-around.

I built a studio in my house so I can be with my kids. I go out to my approval meetings [for my collection] while they nap, but at least I can sing [at home] while they sleep at night.

Fashion just comes naturally to me.

Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!

To be my man, you have to put up with a lot. I toot under the sheets, I spend a lot of money and I can belch the ABCs.

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

I'm just your everyday woman who is trying to feel good and be healthy for her daughter, her fiancé, and herself.

I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.

There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.

I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!

Everybody is a dumb blonde at heart.

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.

Sorry I don't eat buffalo.

Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!

I'd like to tour with the Backstreet Boys because I love them so much.

I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.

We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You've seen me and Nick go at each other's throats on TV. They've got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show.

What if I accidentally hit somebody? Because my dad took one of his friends golfing, and it was, like, one of his first times and he knocked out a duck. Like, I'm scared that's going to happen.

I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.

We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.

Isn't it weird that I'm getting all emotionable?

This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.