Top 7 Quotes & Sayings by Jim Davidson

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English comedian Jim Davidson.
Last updated on December 23, 2024.
Jim Davidson

James Cameron Davidson is an English stand-up comedian, actor, singer and TV presenter. He hosted the television shows Big Break and The Generation Game. He also developed adult pantomime shows such as Boobs in the Wood and Sinderella.

Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.
I took the wife out last night; one punch!
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — © Jim Davidson
On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.
I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.
People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.
Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.
When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.
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