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Top 7 Quotes & Sayings by Jim Davidson

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English comedian Jim Davidson.

Last updated on April 18, 2025.

Jim Davidson

James Cameron Davidson is an English stand-up comedian, actor, singer and TV presenter. He hosted the television shows Big Break and The Generation Game. He also developed adult pantomime shows such as Boobs in the Wood and Sinderella.

English - Comedian | Born: December 13, 1953

Source: Wikipedia

Always say no to drugs. It will drive the prices down.

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

I took the wife out last night; one punch!

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man. — © Jim Davidson

On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run our wedding video backwards, just to watch myself walk out of the church a free man.

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

I don't believe in predestined fate. The future is what we choose to create.

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

People who do stupid things with hazardous materials often die.

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

Scientists have discovered a food that reduces a woman's sex drive by 99%. Wedding cake.

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

When we have an item that has value to the school and the athletic department, we cannot throw it away just to be fair.

Jim Davidson

Jim Davidson

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