Top 444 Quotes & Sayings by Joe Biden - Page 4

The more people learn about them (Obama and Hillary) and how they handle the pressure, the more their support will evaporate.

The number one job facing the middle class. And it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: Jobs. J-O-B-S.

Almost every great innovation was [created] by government.

How I learned to love the New World Order.

I once said, "You cannot go to a 7-Eleven or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent." When Bobby Jindal entered the Republican campaign, my comment should have been covered again, more prominently. I mean, Jindal is not Native American, he's a real Indian.

There's no reason the nation of Africa cannot and should not join the ranks of the world's most prosperous nations in the near term, in the decades ahead. There is simply no reason.

What's four years in our long American history? Remember when I asked that wheelchair-bound politician to "stand up." It turns me off when people say Donald Trump is authentic. Just because he says "Mexican rapists." What about me? I am the real deal.

In presidential campaign I released a 65-page file from the Syracuse University College of Law that showed poor grades, back in college, also. If I were plagiarizing consistently, my grades would have been better.

I am a Zionist. You don't have to be a Jew to be a Zionist.

If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong.

I did not know at the time, but what I did at that swimming pool [on the east side of Wilmington] paved the way for Barack Obama.

I get a lot of credit I don't deserve.

If I hear one more Republican tell me about balancing the budget, I am going to strangle them.

Hillary Clinton, income inequality, it's richest damn woman next to the Kennedy family, and you're trying to tell me she cares about income inequality?

I would be surprised if Donald Trump got elected.

I do not believe that we have a right to tell other people, women, that they can't control their bodies.

I’d rather be at home making love to my wife while my children are asleep.

My great grandfather, Raj, was from Punjab, India. My grandmother graduated Rajasthan University.

Obama and Biden want to raise taxes by a trillion dollars. Guess what? Yes we do.

Banning guns is an idea whose time has come.

Wealthy people are just as patriotic as poor people, I honest to God believe that.

I may be Irish, but I'm not stupid.

President Clinton bankrupted Chrysler so that Italians could buy it to ship jobs overseas to China.

Now that I'm not running, I can appear on Fox. Let the cabinet members do the low-ratings shows on MSNBC.

I have never touched Hillary [Clinton] inappropriately.

Al Gore invented the Internet.

Every single great idea that has marked the 21st century, the 20th century and the 19th century has required government vision and government incentive.

His mom lived in Long Island for ten years or so. God rest her soul. And, although, she's... wait... your mom's still... your mom's still alive. Your dad passed. God bless her soul.

No public funding for abortion; it imposes a view.

Hilary Clinton might have been a better pick than me.

What I was saying is that Israel cannot count on the United States.

Do not tell me your values??. Just give me pocket money, I would say how much you are worth

All you need is a double barrel

Some of my best friends are Jewish contributors to the Democratic Party.

Well, you know, my shotgun will do better for you than your AR-15, because you want to keep someone away from your house, just fire the shotgun through the door.

Don't tell me what you value. Show me your budget and I'll tell you what you value.

My position is that I am personally opposed to abortion, but I don't think I have a right to impose my view on the rest of society. I've thought a lot about it, and my position probably doesn't please anyone. I think the government should stay out completely. I will not vote to overturn the Court's decision. I will not vote to curtail a woman's right to choose abortion. But I will also not vote to use federal funds to fund abortion.

There's never been A day in the last four years I've been proud to be his Vice President. Not a single day.

Look, guys, no matter what a girl does, no matter how she's dressed, no matter how much she's had to drink, it's never, never, never, never, never OK to touch her without her consent. This doesn't make you a man. It makes you a coward.

The reason I'm a Democrat is because the essence of the Democratic Party is an abhorrence for the abuse of power on the one hand, and the notion that everyone's entitled to be treated with dignity. That message never got through.

I agree with Donna Brazile who said about Benghazi: "We got to preven dis from hapinin agen. "

I've learned a long time ago, you don't say anything for absolutely certain.

We must rekindle the fire of idealism in our society, for nothing suffocates the promise of America more than unbounded cynicism and indifference.

A lucky person gets up in the morning, puts both feet on the floor, knows what they're about to do and thinks it still matters.

Guess what, the cheerleaders in college are the best athletes in college. You think, I'm joking, they're almost all gymnasts, the stuff they do on hard wood, it blows my mind.

You know, the eleven million people living in the shadows, I believe, they're already American citizens... These people are just waiting, waiting for a chance to contribute fully. And by that standard alone eleven million undocumented aliens are already Americans in my view.

Somalis have made my city of Wilmington, Delaware, [their home] on a smaller scale. There is a large, very identifiable Somali community, i might add if you ever come to the train station with me you'll notice I have great relationships with them because there's an awful lot driving cabs and are friends of mine. For real. I'm not being solicitous. I'm being serious.

I exaggerate when I’m angry, but I’ve never gone around telling people things that aren’t true about me.

Mr. Trump's a good man, but he doesn't know much about the health care system.

There will come a day, I promise you, when the thought of your son, or daughter, or your wife or your husband, brings a smile to your lips before it brings a tear to your eye. It will happen. My prayer for you is that day will come sooner than later.

My mother believed and my father believed that if I wanted to be president of the United States, I could be, I could be Vice President!

It(Boston Bombings) was worth it to hear you(survivor speakers) speak.

This Administration [of Barack Obama] favors a pluralistic world and respects cultural differences, so it's wrong for the West and American elitists to judge how women are treated under Sharia. I'm going too long on all this, but I choke up on the President's legacy of reaching out to the Muslim world. It's an emotional thing.

Senator John Stennis: The civil rights movement did more to free the white man that the black man. ... It freed my soul.

I got tested for AIDS. I know Barack got tested for AIDS. There's no shame in being tested for AIDS.

A man I'm proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!

I believe the measure of a man isn't just the road he's traveled; it's the choices he's made along the way.

The president has a big stick.

If you do politics the right way, I believe, you can actually make people's lives better. And integrity is the minimum ante to get into the game.

If we wait for the danger to become clear, it could be too late.