Top 101 Quotes & Sayings by Joe Teti

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American television personality Joe Teti.
Last updated on December 23, 2024.
Joe Teti

Dual Survival is a United States reality television series that airs on the Discovery Channel. The show features a pair of survival experts in predetermined survival scenarios while in challenging environments.

The faster you can signal for rescue, the faster you get out of that situation.
This is looking tasty.
If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same. — © Joe Teti
If you choose to get off the beaten path here, you'll find yourself in a situation where everything looks the same.
His first instinct was to help me, not sit like a deer in headlights, I now know that Matt isn't one to panic
I'm not much of a beer drinker, you know what I drink? Peach wine coolers.
It's darker than a well diggers ass.
We can navigate by looking at ant mounds.
I'm in the woods with Dr. Doolittle.
Clear water is always suspect.
It's always good to give yourself the advantage.
I'm normally not at a loss of words but I am a little taken aback by what you're wearing; it's a little different.
That's a great golden nugget that's going in my tactical toolbox
Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not. — © Joe Teti
Here's the bottom line, we're either going or not.
It's probably one of the worst places I've been.
I'm very confident that if I get close to one of these pigs, i could put the smack down on it.
I'm a combat diver, I've never done something like this.
I like the way you hustle man.
It's beautiful, it's poetry in motion.
We've got a lot to gain and nothing to lose.
This is teamwork; this is what it's all about.
I don't know about you, but rattlesnake sounds pretty damn good right now.
Where I come from, the attitude to have is to not quit.
The decided to go exploring, be Indiana Jones they don't have a light they don't have a map you're a screwed with a capital S.
If you don't have your game-face on, you're going to go home either to a hospital or to a casket.
It kind of sounds like the noise a goat would make if you punched it in the face.
Surviving a tough situation means staying in the fight and maintaining a warrior's mindset.
This suntan lotion acts as an accelerator and an extender, meaning that this fire will burn brighter and longer.
After 20 years in special operations trust me, I know my body.
Shirts don't grow on trees.
In any high stress situation you are going to default to your level of training...period.
Sandals are made out of rubber, and when lit on fire burn black.
Dude, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
Looking good Matt, you look like a money.
I think every minute you're in a situation like this, your clock is ticking.
Everyone knows the rules of three's, you can survive three weeks without food, but not in this environment.
The terrain is thinner, the vegetation is greener, that's a good sign we're getting close to the coast.
I club the thing over the head and that's the end of it.
You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it. — © Joe Teti
You know this is a dicey situation anyway you look at it.
My whole philosophy in survival is to take down brush as soon as you get in a situation.
Getting lost in a place like this you can almost guarantee that you aren't going to make it out here.
If you ever heard that old saying, where there's smoke there's fire; well that's a load of bull.
One thing you can never underestimate is the power of water.
For us to get to those huts and no one's home, it's going to be a kick to the nuts.
You've always got to have a plan B. You've got to be able to shift gears and find a new course of action.
It's alright if you lose a few battles, but as long as you win the war, that's all that matters.
In any survival situation, you need to weigh the risk and the reward.
It's a game changer, not a game ender.
My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard. — © Joe Teti
My motto is to keep it simple stupid, work smart not hard.
If you're rushing around like a chicken with its head cut off you're probably going to get hurt.
I ran across a rattlesnake once in New Mexico, you know what I did with it, chopped its head off and we ate it.
Now that this torch is lit, we do not have time to dilly dally around.
If I gave this guy more time, there would be a swimming pool and rattan furniture.
Yet again, Matt pulled another rabbit out of his hat and got a fire for us.
Most of my hunting experiences has been in tree stands. I've never called deer.
What you don't want to do is dig around here like a groundhog on crack.
The same water that will kill you, drown you, give you hypothermia is the same water that will help you survive.
What I envisioned to see was a group of guys drinking beer.
Right now, in my mind, this is nothing but grip strength and focus.
What do you say to a guy that says a tree's sexy.
Hiking up a hill is an ass kicker, going downhill is a little easier.
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