Top 101 Quotes & Sayings by Joe Teti - Page 2

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American television personality Joe Teti.
Last updated on April 15, 2025.
We cannibalized this bike as much as we could've.
That's a huge part foul man; that's just not cool.
You know what, I'll suffer in silence. — © Joe Teti
You know what, I'll suffer in silence.
If you fall from here, if you're not dead you're gonna wish you were.
#1 priority is water, water and more water.
You've got to think outside the box. If you can't, that's going to put you behind the power curve in a big way.
Survival protocol says follow water out, and that's exactly what we're going to do.
It drops down to a place I ain't going.
Usually guys with your skill set like to eat bugs; I don't get that dude.
I'm gonna see how this works out, but I think it's a bad idea.
One long step there and you're gonna die.
I see smoke, smoke means fire, fire means people, people means we get the hell out of here.
This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work. — © Joe Teti
This is the first time I've done something like this and I'm really hoping this will work.
Apparently Matts been busier than a centipede at a toe counting contest.
Stay in the game and stay alive.
You may only get one chance at something...and that requires confidence in your ability.
Mother Nature is a relentless ruthless killer. She don't give a damn if you get home to your family.
We'll stay warm tonight even if we have to sit by each other and snuggle.
Dude, that was a knuckle buster brother.
You have got to control your fear, get in control of your emotions.
You don't have to be a rocket science to know that if Joe Teti has a rifle, and a round to go with it. I'm going hunting.
Altitude sickness is gonna put the screws on you.
Move with a purpose dude.
This place has a one, two knockout punch.
I have to take off my hat to Matt, he's trying crazy hard to get this fire started.
That's a bust your ass shot through and through.
Let's go Matt; we aren't strolling through Central Park here.
Everywhere you go, mother nature's throwing some curve-ball at you.
Putting us in risk is just plain stupid. — © Joe Teti
Putting us in risk is just plain stupid.
The moon just crapped the bed.
It's mistakes that get you killed
This is a way you can learn about someone through very stressful situations. That is when a person is either gonna shine or falter.
Three fires is the international distress signal.
Dude that was bad ass.
At the top of my list for terrain that I hate navigating through, it is definitely the mangrove.
I know this guy is a musician so I hope he can play us a tune that could get us the hell out of here.
Sometimes you have to take the harder course of action.
This is like being in the super bowl. It's first down, you're on the one yard line, You either make a touchdown or you're hosed.
The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure. — © Joe Teti
The fools that came in here brought their beach gear to a cave...go figure.
So far he's bringing his A-game.
All this is, is a nine hundred dollar hammer.
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