Top 52 Quotes & Sayings by Joel Madden

I was just in the middle of singing a song about how broke we were and now my cell phone rings.

I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.

It's very cliched to go, 'You're not punk.' We don't care if we are, and we don't care if we aren't.

I don't want to see anyone leaving single tonight. I want everyone to leave impregnated.

We just want kids to come to our concert and forget about everything.

I'm not for every woman, you know. Because a lot of women - I mean, obviously, your first thing is, 'What do you want your guy to look like?' And I'm not the tall, dark, handsome guy.

Sorry if i spit on ya'll... I kinda have a problem with doing that.

I want to feel lucky every night when I go onstage, and not feel like, 'Oh, great, here we go again.

When we were 15, my brother and I were getting really into Nirvana, Green Day, and The Beastie Boys. We started going to shows and realized we really wanted to be on stage.

I have a zombie apocalypse kit at my house. I've got freeze dried food, I've got a real deal medical kit, like, a doctor could perform a surgery with this medical kit. I got all kinds of everything.

I didn't get lessons of any kind I slept through school.

We've been together since the womb. We met in the womb.

The way that you parent, you ease into every stage.

I'm kinda disapointed that Canada isn't like the South Park movie said it was.

I'm kind of crazy with karma. I really believe that everything you do revisits you, so, I'm really adamant about the kids seeing the grandparents, so like, I can see my grandkids, you know what I mean?

Music is supposed to be an escape. It's supposed to be somewhere you go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you want to be.

Those people who shun us just because of the label we're on, or the fact that we've got a video out there that's getting us somewhere, are only limiting themselves, because they aren't keeping an open mind.

Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.

Benji usually tries to match his hair with his underwear, and you know how he had the pink hair for a while well we caught him in a pink thong one day!

So I wanna see all of you making out during this song.

You were the one who gave me those boxers? I wondered where they came from, I wear those! Although I'm not a big fan of flannel, it gets a little hot down there, if you know what I mean.

I've grown a lot as a singer and a songwriter, but also as a person. I communicate better with my band, and our relationships are stronger and closer.

People can say or think whatever they want... so in my reality, it's kind of irrelevant. I'm always the kind of person that does the right thing and keeps my side of the street clean.

I think the terrorists are just idiots.

You can only start a boyband if you kill one of the ones already out there.

My kids are so cute when they pray.

Instead of going out and shooting people, why don't you go start a band.

I'm just a really normal, sensitive kind of go-about-my business everyday kinda guy. People see the tattoos, and they either read things or they see things and they don't really know that I'm just this guy that gets up and makes coffee in the morning and hangs out with his friends and walks his dog and reads his Bible and goes about his day.

I just live my own life, and I don't read any of the magazines.

People think that I'm a really outgoing person because of how I am on stage. But I'm not. I'm really shy.

Every girl I've ever dated I have respect for, and I always try to leave them in good terms.

I don't see the necessity to be friends with anyone you've dated, but definitely out of respect of the time, you have to be kind of respectful, and that's what I try to do.

We're all music fans and we just love being in a band, and that's why we do it.

Just stay true to yourself and true to wut you believe.

The best thing is being really close. The worst thing is being really close.

I've flown across America, I've scaled fences, I've stood under windows and gone out of my way hundreds of times. I'm a hopeless romantic. There's no hope for me.

I think that our goal in Good Charlotte is just to be Good Charlotte, and whatever happens, whatever that means, we don't even know, and make music and whatever.

It's always a bit much, being in a band with your brother. We fight all the time, but it's kind of comical.

My mom always said that there would be haters. Not everyone can love ya.

When I heard Nirvana, it changed my life.

I've done a lot of self-improvement. I'm always working on being a better person.

I built a studio in L.A. for me and my brother to just write every single day. And it's been great, man.

My mom is Christian, and she wouldn't let us listen to rock music. So me and my brother, we had this tape player with head phones, and we locked ouselves in the pantry. We were fighting over the headphones, sitting in the dark pantry listening to Metallica.

You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there.

Our goal is to write memorable songs. We're not there yet, but we're getting closer. Each time we sit down to write, we have hopes of coming up with something that will be remembered forever. That's our dream.

Good Charlotte is anger management teen angst.

Today is a new day. A New opportunity to get better stronger faster smarter and closer to your goals and dreams. Take it.

Without cigarettes, I would be doing heroin, probably, on a daily basis.

I believe everyone on this planet deserves equal rights to their own pursuit of happiness.

Music is supposed to be an escape, It's supposed to be somewhere you can go, where you can be yourself, or be whatever you wanna be.

Elijah Wood from Lord Of The Rings can't get married with a girl named Holly beacause it would make Holly Wood get it HOLLYWOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If I could pick my wife by name, It'd be Whitney. That name just sounds right