Top 195 Quotes & Sayings by John Mayer - Page 4

Fender Custom Shop made this nickel plated Stratbelieve it or not, it sounds incredible.

How come everything I need always comes with batteries?

If I wake up in the morning and I don't want to get you a coffee or if I don't see you for a week and I don't want to go figure out something to FedEx you, then we've got a problem. You can fake the words I miss you, but you can't fake getting someone a book.

By the way, pornography? It's a new synaptic pathway. You wake up in the morning, open a thumbnail page, and it leads to a Pandora's box of visuals. There have probably been days when I saw 300 vaginas before I got out of bed.

I want to be the first guy from my generation who doesn't just represent one record but the promise of a lot of them.

Sometimes I get scared that I’m going to enter a web address into Twitter thinking it was my browser. That would be bad.

Who says I can't be free from all of the things that I used to be?

I am tempted to keep the car in drive, And leave it all behind...

You can't spell 'developer' without 'devel.'

I'm not really good at keeping my own secrets. I can keep other people's secrets pretty well. Unless they're really good and people deserve to hear them. And I'll disseminate the information accordingly.

There's a real self-serving element to hip-hop that threatens its life span.

I am not in 'Us Weekly.' I'd have to be going out with someone who is in there to be in there myself.

[on Jessica Simpson] Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me. Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm.

Today I finally overcame tryin’ to fit the world inside a picture frame.

What is being black? It's making the most of your life, not taking a single moment for granted. Taking something that's seen as a struggle and making it work for you, or you'll die inside. Not to say that my struggle is like the collective struggle of black America. But maybe my struggle is similar to one black dude's.