Top 74 Quotes & Sayings by John Scalzi

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Last updated on December 21, 2024.
John Scalzi

John Michael Scalzi II is an American science fiction author and former president of the Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America. He is best known for his Old Man's War series, three novels of which have been nominated for the Hugo Award, and for his blog Whatever, where he has written on a number of topics since 1998. He won the Hugo Award for Best Fan Writer in 2008 based predominantly on that blog, which he has also used for several charity drives. His novel Redshirts won the 2013 Hugo Award for Best Novel. He has written non-fiction books and columns on diverse topics such as finance, video games, films, astronomy, writing and politics, and served as a creative consultant for the TV series Stargate Universe.

I know a little bit about deaf culture because a friend of mine has been in the deaf culture for awhile. Over the course of 25 years, she and I have talked about many of the issues and concerns for deaf people and deaf culture.
People imagine that there are rituals, like lighting candles or sacrificing chickens. They really just want to know what the magic formula is for writing. I inevitably disappoint them by saying you just put your butt in the chair, and you write 500 words a day, and then you get up and repeat it the next morning.
I find it difficult to believe that Redditors don't understand that anonymity online is merely a facade; indeed, it's probably one of the reasons that revealing the identity of pseudonymous Redditors is looked on as such a huge betrayal.
I do think people of good will can have different opinions but still be coming not from a place of malice. — © John Scalzi
I do think people of good will can have different opinions but still be coming not from a place of malice.
By the time I'm 75 and I have a new hip, and my eyes are laser cleaned of cataracts, I wont think I'm a bionic man. I think that's just how technology works. The posthuman future of humanity will not announce itself; it will just creep up on us.
When I'm writing a novel or doing other serious writing work, I do it on a schedule that dictates writing either 2,000 words a day or writing until noon. After I hit whichever mark comes first, then I can give my attention to everything else I have to do.
Many of the writers who have inspired me most are outside the genre: Humorists like Robert Benchley and James Thurber, screenwriters like Ben Hecht and William Goldman, and journalists/columnists like H.L. Mencken, Mike Royko and Molly Ivins.
I think that what I do, in terms of how I craft my words rhetorically, is fairly simple stuff. I don't mean that to denigrate myself. I mean that in the sense of, when I write, the person that I keep in mind is my mother-in-law.
Humor is rare in science fiction... there's so little of it that it automatically reminds you of other heroes with that acerbic humor when you find it.
I grew up in southern California in the '80s. Yes, I am a walking cliche.
Ultimately, the first, best step in getting your work noticed is to write good work. If people don't engage in your writing, no amount of serialization or free downloads is going to matter. You have to write something worth reading, and often it takes time to get at that level.
I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.
I don't keep a Bucket List. I'm open to anything.
I tell people the first time I decided to write a novel I was in my mid-20s, and it was, 'Well, it's time to see if I can do this.' I basically flipped a coin to see if I was going to write science fiction or if I was going to do a crime novel. The coin toss went to science fiction.
The way that I write novels in particular is I don't usually outline; I just write. Part of the fun is discovering what's happening in the story as I'm going along. — © John Scalzi
The way that I write novels in particular is I don't usually outline; I just write. Part of the fun is discovering what's happening in the story as I'm going along.
It took me eight books to finally be at a point in my career where I could come out with a book and say, 'This is meant to be a funny book,' and we didn't have to make any bones about it.
I will not let my sales figures dictate what I say on the blog, because the blog is what I want to say.
I would say I'm a medium-sized 'Star Trek' fan. I love the universe that it's created.
I'm perfectly fine with the fact that lots of young folks are wanting to watch anime and read manga. I'm perfectly happy that they are doing things online, reading there as opposed to traditional print magazines.
People are worried about their bodies. They're worried about disease. They're worried about how they are able to get out and participate in the world.
When I was 10, I was hit by a car, which turned my right tibia into a jigsaw puzzle.
The more I want a book to be done, the faster I type because I just want to get it out.
There's always been a little bit of tension between the writers of science fiction literature and then science-fiction televised shows or movies, partly because they have a different dynamic.
Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; it's a privately owned space on the Internet.
I don't think we're at the point where most people are willing to get rid of body parts and replace them, but then again, people who shoot lasers in their eyes come out with better-than-perfect vision.
Do what you need to do and enjoy life as it happens.
As a reader, I have a very short attention span and a low tolerance for boredom, and I find that comes in handy with my writing. If I get bored writing something, I pity the people who will then try to read it.
People start panicking because they think it's the end of everything. But the fact is, you know, books survived movies; books survived TV. Books are surviving manga and anime. Books will always be there in one form or another. You just have a larger palette of entertainment options.
Personally speaking, when everything is boiled down to the marrow, I think the reason Reddit tolerates the creepy forums has to do with money more than anything else.
What we need to do, as writers, is find out where our market is and adapt to it. I'm not saying that you follow every trend slavishly, but what you see is that, if there is a sea-change in the way that things are being done, then you account for it.
I'm not insane, sir. I have a finely calibrated sense of acceptable risk.
You do what you have to do to give people closure; it makes them feel better and it doesn't cost you much to do it. I'd rather apologize for something I didn't really care about and leave someone on Earth wishing me well.
When you're a teenager and you're in love, it's obvious to everyone but you and the person you're in love with.
Libertarians secretly worried that ultimately someone will figure out the whole of their political philosophy boils down to “Get Off My Property.” News flash: This is not really a big secret to the rest of us.
Now, you may think that this is some sort of generalized hatred that I will carry for the lot of you. Let me assure you that this is not the case. Each of you will fail, but you will fail in your own unique way, and therefore I will dislike each of you on an individual basis.
I am not responsible for actions of the imaginary version of me you have inside your head.
If your social consciousness seems stuck in 1975, 2014 is gonna be a rough ride.
I failed angst in high school. They let me graduate anyway.
Fear sits and smiles and is predatory, immobile and silent and serene; an observer who conserves his energy and is content to wait. — © John Scalzi
Fear sits and smiles and is predatory, immobile and silent and serene; an observer who conserves his energy and is content to wait.
When you're a kid all you want to do is be somewhere else.
Never anger a sci-fi writer. These people destroy entire planets over lunch. Imagine what they'll do to you.
The Scooby gang doesn't travel because they are looking for crimes to solve. They travel because they're one step ahead of the deprogrammers. Somehow, Fred's got them all snookered. It probably has something to do with the Scooby Snacks.
You would rather face a life without me than to have me choose a life I would not choose for myself.
If your flirting strategy is indistinguishable from harassment, it's not everyone else that's the problem.
If the universe is bigger and stranger than I can imagine, it's best to meet it with an empty bladder.
We've already established whoever is writing us is an asshole.
I didn't mind getting old when I was young. It's the being old now that's getting to me.
If you want me to treat your ideas with more respect, get some better ideas.
Part of what makes us human is what we mean to other people, and what people mean to us.
Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do. — © John Scalzi
Guns don’t kill people. The aliens behind the triggers do.
The story of how I left Huckleberry begins -- as do all worthy stories -- with a goat
It's easier to miss her at a cemetery, where she's never been anything but dead, than to miss her at all the places where she was alive.
Christianity is a fine religion and I wish more Christians practiced it.
I don't care whether I really exist or don't, whether I'm real or fictional. What I want right now is to be the person who decides my own fate.
The original sin of Republicans is greed. Everyone understands greed. Everybody wants to get theirs. The original sin of Democrats is pity. Greed is more attractive, and a better motivator, than pity.
Don’t discount that part of who he was just because you didn’t know it. None of us are all of who we are to any one person.
Reddit is not a public utility or a public square; its a privately owned space on the Internet.
There's a difference between the fact that the universe is inherently unfair on a cosmic level, and the fact that life is unfair because people are actively making it so.
Engrave this in your brain: EVERY WRITER GETS REJECTED. You will be no different.
Sooner or later the Narrative will come for each of us.
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