Top 19 Quotes & Sayings by John Witherspoon

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actor John Witherspoon.
Last updated on September 18, 2024.
John Witherspoon

John Witherspoon was a Scottish American Presbyterian minister, educator, farmer, slaveholder, and a Founding Father of the United States. Witherspoon embraced the concepts of Scottish common sense realism, and while president of the College of New Jersey became an influential figure in the development of the United States' national character. Politically active, Witherspoon was a delegate from New Jersey to the Second Continental Congress and a signatory to the July 4, 1776, Declaration of Independence. He was the only active clergyman and the only college president to sign the Declaration. Later, he signed the Articles of Confederation and supported ratification of the Constitution of the United States.

I'm sick of all these boring cooking shows.
That's my father's theme. Get up in the morning, 'hello, Dad.' 'Get a job, leave the food alone... Who took my car?' America, you young kids, get a job. All that sagging, the clothes hanging behind, that ain't nothing. Get a job. You want to be somebody, get a job.
I always tell comics you got to hang with your stand-up. — © John Witherspoon
I always tell comics you got to hang with your stand-up.
My father was a preacher so I wouldn't sing at all when he was around, but as soon as he locked the door, 'La la la.'
The kids of America, please get a damn job. Get out of the house, leave the refrigerator alone. Stop wearing my shoes. Leave my shirts alone, get a job. Spend your own money.
In 'Boomerang,' they didn't have a script at all, they just told me to come up with some stuff.
If I hit the lotto, I would be nowhere near the road. But I got bills to pay.
There's a real outcry out there for 'The Boondocks.'
If something is too risque, don't watch it.
The word got out that I can ad-lib very well.
When we did 'Boomerang,' which is one of my favorite scenes, the whole dinner scene was ad-libbed.
I didn't change my voice for 'The Boondocks.'
When you're hungry, everything tastes good.
St. Louis is an excellent city.
I'm every father. I'm not only a black father. I'm a white father. I'm a Chinese father. I'm a Mexican father. I'm all fathers that want their sons out of the house and stop eating up all the food. Get a job, please. Stop looking at the TV.
When you're poor, an egg sandwich is dinner and you cut your potatoes with a butter knife.
Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.
I am cantankerous. — © John Witherspoon
I am cantankerous.
I am old-school.
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