Top 76 Quotes & Sayings by Jonathan Cheban

I'm not a bad mouther, you know what I mean?

I was in Iceland with Kim and Kanye, he started calling me 'Food God.' So I knew when I came back, I was like, 'I am Food God. It was like, the power of Food God. He christened it.'

Put Jon Hamm in a mall, and more people will go up to the people working at the Burger King than they will to him.

A big burger is kind of a pain in the butt.

Every novice is like, Can I have the rock shrimp? Then I'm always like, Don't order rock shrimp with me. It's such a bad look on the table. It cheapens me. I'm embarrassed about it.

Rock shrimp is so generic.

If you are buying a diamond you need to know the clarity and if you are buying a private jet you need to know the different leathers and seats.

I think Jon Hamm needs to just shut up and stop being such a mad man!

I had my own company when I was 23 years old, worked with Diddy and J. Lo and Mariah and did a million events with them.

People are like, oh, you just hang out with Kim all day. No, I'm working on 39 businesses. It drives me nuts.

I'm just so tired of people questioning me and really tired of people not calling me Foodgod. It's my name. Jonathan is not my name.

I think God just blessed me.

I don't want to go to general medical doctors.

I love the whole red-carpet world. I got the bug.

I've been working since I was a kid.

My Snapchat and my Instagram probably get more views than every magazine out there.

For real sushi lovers, Sushi MiKasa will prove to be what's been missing from the Miami dining scene.

I don't like it when the burgers are rock-hard; I like them mushy and delicious.

I've been in TV for years and years.

I'm a food environmentalist. I'm about the food and the ambiance.

I'm very scheduled; like every hour, I've got to do this, I've got to eat here. The facial's at this time, the trainer's at this time, the electro-muscle therapy's at this time... it's like every day is a whole thing.

I've got a lot of projects going on.

There's a network of top doctors that normal people don't know about.

It's really weird, because I do have a lot of friends who are famous, but I always knew them way before.

My palate is very sensitive with food.

You know, you don't want to be just an average person.

I love the pressure of knowing the latest trends, the newest places to go, and hot cities - places like Monaco and Ibiza.

I wouldn't be the FoodGod if I was fat.

Anyone I go to Nobu with who gets rock shrimp, I freak out on them.

Kim and I have been friends for a long time. I've seen how things have played out behind the scenes. She's come a long way and she's a strong woman. The fact that she goes to Australia and twenty thousand people show up to a mall to see her is incredible. She's become an around the world phenomenon.

I think, it's like, I love places.

No one eats at restaurants as much as I do.

My whole day revolves around food.

There are places all over the world that are missing burger places.

The Dishh is a home for Young Hollywood.

I put on a show. That's my thing.

My thing that I'm addicted to is cheese tea.

Everyone calls me foodgod. Scream it in the streets and run up to me in restaurants, and I want people calling me foodgod when they write about me - not Jonathan or 'BFF.'

I can't believe they would cancel 'Big Brother!' It's like an institution!

People always ask me, 'What do you do all day?'

Thank God reality TV happened. Oh my God, it gave me a chance.

There's a lot of hate, it's terrible. I get it on my Twitter and Instagram all the time; I see it on Kim's as well. It's just miserable people, who are sitting in their basements, I feel bad for them, it's sad. Some people spend their whole day just commenting, it's really a sick situation.

You don't want to do a show and then it's done and say, 'Wow, I didn't do anything.' Please, you don't understand how fast it goes. Before you know it, you're filming your last episode. People remember you a month, and then you're done.

We're not big partiers.

I'm ruthless, to be honest!

Sometimes I knew I was better than the people I was working for.

I can't stand eating sliders because they're often hard as a rock and they're dry.

I don't like those brioche buns - too much bun.

I don't even turn a computer on all year unless it's to watch 'Celebrity Big Brother!'

I definitely want to be like a Guy Fieri or Anthony Bourdain for the young and hot. That would be amaaazing.

You know there's a lot of haters out there that are jealous. We know how hard we work. We don't pay attention to it. If you did you'd lose your mind.

Some think I do nothing but drive a Bentley around and hang out with Kim.

I don't like them with 55 toppings. I like burgers how I like my pizza: plain and simple.

I don't reveal family secrets.

You know, it's annoying we all get a lot of negative comments on Instagram, Twitter and stuff, but you know what? We're working hard and enjoying life.

People were always asking me about where to go and what to eat.

Everyone wants to be like Kim even if they aren't gorgeous. They will try in their own version to dress like her.

I miss Kanye. I miss him around; I miss his brilliant energy. Keeps you really motivated... I love it. I love it! He is always ahead of the times. He is inspiring.

I live that lifestyle. I want to be the Robin Leach for the new generation, telling them what the hottest places are and where to go.

There are more seasons of 'the Kardashians' than 'I Love Lucy.'