Top 76 Quotes & Sayings by Jonathan Cheban - Page 2

Usually when people eat sliders they're really hard because they're so small, so they're like hockey pucks.

I want people to afford eating delicious, mushy, yummy burgers and not have to pay $17 for a meal.

Average people want to know what's hot.

I'm not going to be the one who screams and yells at people, but the one who makes things hysterical.

I'm the king of food, I eat out three to four meals a day.

I have dermatologists, Atlas bone adjusters, a doctor that does a Polish technique to make your blood circulate. It heals everything.

The Dishh has everything, not just gossip; cool places and cool outfits, cool places to travel, cool things to see and do.

Kanye is the best. I'm obsessed with him to the nine. There's nobody smarter, cooler. I sit for hours talking to him sometimes. There's nobody more amazing, brilliant, innovative. He talks to me and I leave him and I'm like How am I going to talk to regular people now?

I don't know how to relax. I get so edgy and instantly I'm ready to go. I don't like to waste any time. I try to use up every minute until I get tired, and then go home, rest for an hour, and then go. But I don't ever actually relax.

I'm everybody's friend.

I am the Kanye West of food.

I'm not a schmoozer.

Nobody can match me with knowing about food.

If I see something I don't like, or something that bothers me, I can't hold it in.

I'm doing something with Kris Jenner's cookbook. We'e going to do a whole week of my favourite stuff because everybody knows I love to eat. Her lemon cake is so insane. I hate lemon and when I go to her house I eat lemon cake. There's nothing better.

Pay attention to the girl, instead of myself. A bunch of people [told me that]. It's terrible. I'm very into myself, so people are always like, "Pay attention to the other person. Don't ever separate yourself." It's a good lesson. I'm learning. I'm doing good.