Top 6 Quotes & Sayings by Josh Bazell

Like most people raised on American movies, I have poor access to my emotions, but can banter like a motherfucker.

what a fascinating mix a hospital can be of people in a huge hurry and people too slow to get out of their way.

It's a weird curse, when you think about it. We're built for thought, and civilization, more than any other creature we've found. And all we really want to be is killers.

You should never bother trying to remember where you put something. You should just imagine needing to put it somewhere now, then go to the place you pick. Because why would you pick a different location now than you did earlier? Your personality is more stable than that. It's not like we wake up each day as different people. It's just that we don't trust ourselves.

Ah, youth. It's like heroin you've smoked instead of snorted. Gone so fast you can't believe you still have to pay for it.

When God is truly angry, He will not send vengeful angels. He will send Magdalena. Then take her away.