Top 62 Quotes & Sayings by Julie Klausner - Page 2

Women who work for escort agencies that assign them out to prostitution dates at sushi restaurants know how to eat with chopsticks, and beyond that they are in every other way identical to other prostitutes. They’re not better looking; they’re not smarter; they’re not classier; they’re not more charming. They probably give more blowjobs than any reasonable woman, right? And they are empty inside, but it’s also society’s fault.

What else don’t women like besides the Three Stooges? Tom Waits. Being hurt physically or emotionally.