Top 33 Quotes & Sayings by Karen Kilgariff

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Last updated on September 17, 2024.

Karen Kilgariff is an American writer, comedian, singer, author, actress, television producer, and podcast host. She began her career as a stand up comedian in the early 1990s and later became a television actress, most notably as a cast member on Mr. Show. She has written for many comedy television shows, including being the head writer on The Rosie Show, The Ellen Degeneres Show and The Pete Holmes Show.

American - Writer | Born: May 11, 1970

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Yeah, I mean, I did regular stand-up for a long time. And I did - I stopped doing stand-up when I worked on 'Ellen,' which was for five years. So when I went back to it, I found that, like, regular stand-up didn't really do it for me anymore. It almost felt insincere, like I wasn't saying anything I actually really wanted to say.

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We get some great gifts. Trophies, very funny things, one woman even made a diorama of us sitting recording the podcast.

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I think there are lots of those moments when we meet people - listeners at a meet-and-greet - and they tell us that they've changed their major to forensic science, or criminal justice, or they've become a victim's advocate.

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I'm just a deeply jealous person. And I want blame everybody else for what I don't have.

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We're in no way crime journalists or professionals really.

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I think sometimes it's only by talking about what's really going on that you can make it less scary.

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Every true-crime thing you see goes in with that kind of ominous music and low lighting, so to be able to talk about these things but not have to feel somber about it and not feel guilty that you're not feeling somber about it - I think that's what appeals to me.

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Life is as horrifyingly frightening as it is hilarious.

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Writing about our mistakes turns the stupid stuff we've done and cringed over for years into a sort of do's-and-don'ts guide for others. Actually, more of a don'ts-and-don't guide.

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It's true, there are so many talented people who listen to our podcast. There are incredible crafters and artists.

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I think most people's conversations are as light as they are dark. That's how life is.

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I had to host a comedy show the day after 9/11, and I really knocked it out of the park. But that was before the Internet really took off, so the only people that know are the people who were there.

Karen Kilgariff

I've done stand-up at airport Holiday Inns and that's where you feel like you're doing comedy for people that hate it.

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I turned down a job when I was broke to the point that I was about to go into foreclosure on my house, but I didn't want to work on the job because of the content of the show.

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Two kids riding their bikes to an empty lot? It never ends well.

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Santa Barbara's gorgeous. It's just a perfect little getaway.

Karen Kilgariff

Sitcoms are bad in so many ways it's hard to say why. They can hype things as much as they want, but it's all crap, no matter how many TV Guide cover stories there are.

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I've done bit parts on shows where I've been the fat girl or the punk rocker.

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When I was a kid we'd go and visit my grandmother, and my dad is one of eight so they'd all be sitting there updating everyone on the good things but also on the fact that so and so had cancer or had lost their job, and people would make jokes.

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We all feel anxious at times and acknowledging that only helps.

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I don't know the States.

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There's nothing better than a personal story.

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I want to talk about the things that people don't think you're allowed to talk about.

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People are realizing that podcasting is special.

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Many of us were raised with the 'be a lady' thing, and all those kind of things that can be used against you and strip you out of opportunity and power.

Karen Kilgariff

True crime has always been popular.

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I do love Turner Classic Movies, because I feel like I'm not wasting as much time. I'm almost educating myself if I watch that.

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I think people are isolated and really lonely.

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I think women believed for a long time that it was inappropriate for them to be interested in true crime. It made them judge themselves, or feel weird or ghoulish.

Karen Kilgariff

Any therapist can give you the expertise of their education, but we all know there's that person in our lives that's been like, 'Hey, one time I did this thing,' and that will stay with you for so much longer than the stuff that probably should, because it's from direct experience.

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True crime is not for everybody.

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It's very exciting to have a hit anything and it's also horrifying and a really high-pressure feeling sometimes. I feel like there's no end to the excitement and the freshness, because there's stuff happening every day. I think it's more like, within that whirlwind, how do you actually stay sane and keep your feet on the ground?

Karen Kilgariff

I told my mom for years that I wanted to be a manicurist, and she'd always be like, 'But what if you went to college and you got a degree?' She'd try to explain how I could actually do a thing that would make me a ton of money, or that I didn't have to just pick the business that was closest to our house.

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Top 33 Quotes & Sayings by Karen Kilgariff

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