Explore popular quotes and sayings by Karl Lehenbauer.
Last updated on November 5, 2024.
Karl Lehenbauer was the founder of NeoSoft in the early 1990s, which was the first Internet Service Provider in the southern United States as well as the first to offer cable modem service in Houston, Texas, among other technological milestones. NeoSoft was later sold to Internet America in 1999. Lehenbauer also wrote the Internet (socket) capabilities of the Tcl programming language.
If you don't read news.groups, the net appears to be a rather tranquil place.
Nuclear war can ruin your whole compile.
Voodoo Programming: Things programmers do that they know shouldn't work but they try anyway, and which sometimes actually work, such as recompiling everything.
Being against torture ought to be sort of a multipartisan thing.
You know, I've never accidentally drilled a hole in myself while programming.
Little else matters than to write good code.
We're the weirdest monkeys ever.
Programmers are expensive. Hardware is cheap.
If Diet Coke did not exist it would have been neccessary to invent it.
It's a great time to be alive and be a computer weenie.
In the face of entropy and nothingness, you kind of have to pretend it's not
there if you want to keep writing good code.
C is the assembly language of Tcl.
You can hardly do anything that won't seem stupid later.
The geeks shall inherit the earth.
Even if you start your laundry before 8 AM on Saturday, you will not finish folding it until after midnight on Sunday.
What's the definition of a good flame? One you agree with.
Let's give discredit where discredit is due.
The more you have, the more you have that needs fixing.