Top 12 Quotes & Sayings by Keith Waterhouse

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English novelist Keith Waterhouse.

Last updated on September 18, 2024.

Keith Spencer Waterhouse was a British novelist and newspaper columnist, and the writer of many television series.

English - Novelist | February 6, 1929 - September 4, 2009

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Should not the Society of Indexers be know as Indexers, Society of, The?

Keith Waterhouse

I turn over a new leaf every day. But the blots show through.

Keith Waterhouse

A consultation process is what some authority sets in motion preparatory to doing what it intended all along.

Keith Waterhouse

The longer an event is anticipated-a milestone birthday, an eclipse, a new millennium-the more likely it is to be an anti-climax.

Keith Waterhouse

Never look to politicians to solve your problems, they will only create new ones.

Keith Waterhouse

The 50s face was angry, the 60s face was well-fed, the 70s face was foxy. Perhaps it was the right expression: there was a lot to be wary about.

Keith Waterhouse

Ninety-five percent of all statistics, including this one, are bogus.

Keith Waterhouse

Lying in bed, I abandoned the facts again and was back in Ambrosia.

Keith Waterhouse

Life is a campus: in a Greenwich Village bookstore, looking for a New Yorker collection, I asked of an earnest-looking assistant where I might find the humour section. Peering over her granny glasses, she enquired, "Humour studies would that be, sir?"

Keith Waterhouse

I cannot bring myself to vote for a woman who has been voice-trained to speak to me as though my dog has just died.

Keith Waterhouse

Trying to keep up with current slang sucks.

Keith Waterhouse

Should not the Society of Indexers be known as Indexers, Society of, The?

Keith Waterhouse