Top 72 Quotes & Sayings by Kristen Schaal - Page 2
Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actress Kristen Schaal.
Last updated on November 25, 2024.
You're looking good today Bret. Very hot... hotter than Jemaine. You have a refined bone structure, while Jemaine's facial features are too deep set to be classically handsome.
I'd hate to be a writer forever and never perform, and I'd hate to perform and not write. I get sad if time has passed and I haven't written or made anything. I'm an artist.
At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.
I prefer writing for myself to perform, I guess. But if I had to choose, I'd rather perform in someone's movie than write a movie for someone else.
All the best movies are the ones that are cut from a more middle ground.
Mel: What was your name again? Rain: Rain. Mel: Oh that's nice. Kind of like bad weather.
One good thing about being locked in a cage: No responsibility!
If you are feeling overly optimistic the Republican Candidates Debate is on.
I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm...I'm hungry actually.
I diagnosed my loneliness as premature empty nest syndrome.
Fingernails are for opening things and toenails are for storing precious minerals off the ground.
If I'm having a fancy glass of champagne, I'll always mix it with the champagne of beers. Because I deserve all the champagnes.
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