Top 89 Quotes & Sayings by Lily Allen - Page 2

Nobody says anything real today. Most of those girls have their songs written by other people. It annoys me, because 'eh oh eh oh ahh' is not a chorus...

Periods. We all get periods. Once a month, yeah. That's what the theory is

If I could dance like the ladies can, it would have been my arse on your screens.

I've actually broken up with boyfriends for inspiration.

I still think I'm fat. Right now I'm worrying about how I'm going to lose weight after the pregnancy. I feel like an elephant, but I do get the occasional sexy pregnant day where I think I look great.

I think people probably lie about not reading their own reviews. I don't think that's true - I've been to a lot of music festivals and hung out backstage, especially in the past couple of years, and I see all these bands reading about themselves in newspapers. So I don't think that's true.

The Mail Online is like carbs - you know you shouldn't but you do. Probably two or three times a day.

I quite fancy Graham Coxon. I haven't met him yet, though. I'd like to.

I'm a record collector. I'd spend all my pocket money on vinyl.

Cheryl Cole, if you're reading this, I may not be as prety as you but at least I write my own songs.

I was a drug dealer in Ibiza at 15. I did not excel in drug dealing - I was terrible at it. Golden rule with drug dealing - don't get too enthusiastic with your own merchandise.

You know what, my new mantra is this: ANT AND DEC. Ant and Dec. I might get their names tattooed on each wrist. Because they smile, and they never complain, and it seems to work for them and I wish I could be more like that.

I like them old and rich.

As for drugs, it annoys me that people think it`s the worst thing in the world compared with, say, not paying your taxes. If you don`t pay tax, you may be stealing from someone who needs an operation. As for me and drugs or alcohol: No thanks, I`m abstaining for a while.

When I'm in New York my boyfriend buys me sneakers and vice versa.

I always wanted to do music but never really had the confidence to do it until my first manager George Lamb, who I met out in Ibiza, encouraged me.

I think that education works up to a certain point... I think unless I wanted to be like a nurse, or a doctor, or something that required that kind of knowledge, then education is fine. But I didn't really know what I wanted to do, so I didn't see the point in spending seven more years of my life studying something.

I know lots of people that take cocaine three nights a week and get up and go to work every day, no problem. But we never hear that side of the story.

People recognize me all the time now, and there's lots of autograph hunting and smiling. But then I get to play gigs, which are amazing. It's a good job.

There's a certain amount of what I wear that I wear for irony.

I am a weapon of massive consumption

I don't like being put in the same category as people because we have the same genitals and boobs. Nobody is going to write "Lily Allen vs. Ed Sheeran." It just doesn't happen.

Why is there even a conversation about feminism?

Staying in with you is better than sticking things up my nose.

Yes, I met Carl Barat [from Dirty Pretty Things] yesterday when I was at the POPWORLD TV show. He smiled at me and watched 5 minutes of my performance. I don't think I've said anything that bad about anyone, though, to be honest.

I want to go to the gym every day otherwise I feel really bad. I just want to get more toned and healthy.

In no way do I feel superior to anyone except paedophiles, rapists, murderers, etc.

You cannot compare Britney with Lady Gaga...You are putting Lady Gaga at the same level of Britney Spears? I really cannot believe it. Lady Gaga is good, but she's a new artist, Britney Spears is a legend.

I'm quite an opinionated person, but I'd never written a diary before. I quite like it!