Top 79 Quotes & Sayings by Loni Love - Page 2

Being a former engineer, you learn to always go back, study yourself, see what you could've done differently, see what you could've said.

I started by doing a little funny story, and then I started going to open mics. I realized I had a lot of work to do - you have to get over the stage fright and get your stage presence up. It took me some time, but I finally feel that I'm at a point where I feel comfortable on stage and giving my point of view.

I've been studying myself because I always want to improve.

Now AOL is the grandma of online Web services. I mean, we don't need it anymore.

They're smart in Orange County. Smart and rich - just how I like 'em.

I used to be an engineer, and I was the worst engineer in the United States of America. That's why I became a comic.

My material reaches everyone.

I appreciate the audience for checking us as comics.

Mom was a nurse's aide. She worked in various hospitals. She took care of us that way, and we ate government cheese. I survived.

I tend to be everybody's best friend, and it kind of goes over into my comedy.

Black women know that we've got to take care of it - so we take care of it. It's just embedded in us.

What we're trying to do is take these words and soften them. I'm an African-American comic. I use the b-word in my act.

Life is funny, and that's why I celebrate it in my shows.

I just do jokes about real situations, pure observation.

It's been a long haul. It may seem to some people that have never heard of me, 'Oh she just popped up on the scene,' but I've been working on this for some time.

I am the funny, crazy person.

When we heard that little dial-up sound, that eeeeee, and then you connected, and you then go and you check your mail and you get that 'you got mail,' you were excited. I mean, that was the thing.

I do think the audiences have a right to judge what they feel is offensive and not.

Miss Britney Spears took a dude that was already with a girl that had babies. And sometimes when you do that kind of stuff and take a dude, that's called karma.