Top 64 Quotes & Sayings by Maria Bamford - Page 2

The thing that keeps the thoughts coming back is the power that you put in the thought that you can't think of it.

I just love that part of comedy, where you see somebody's jokes develop. They try something new to see what works, and I just love that part.

There's a reason I'm a stand-up comedian. I think there may be some laziness inherent in that job. It's the four-hour work week, on some level. I mean, I work at it, but it's not that kind of... it's just not the hours at all. So I was extremely grateful for the job. It was super, super fun, and I'm surprised that I made it.

Here's the Middle East. Here's the mosque, here's the church, open the temple, everybody's MAD!