Top 11 Quotes & Sayings by Mark McKinney

Explore popular quotes and sayings by a Canadian comedian Mark McKinney.

Last updated on September 19, 2024.

Mark Douglas Brown McKinney is a Canadian actor and comedian. He is best known for his role as store manager Glenn Sturgis on NBC's Superstore and the sketch comedy troupe The Kids in the Hall, which includes starring in the 1989 to 1995 TV series The Kids in the Hall and 1996 feature film Brain Candy. He was a cast member on Saturday Night Live from 1995 to 1997; and from 2003 to 2006, he co-created, wrote and starred in the series Slings & Arrows and he also appeared as Tom in FXX's Man Seeking Woman.

Canadian - Comedian | Born: June 26, 1959

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And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

Mark McKinney

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Mark McKinney

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

Mark McKinney

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

Mark McKinney

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

Mark McKinney

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Mark McKinney

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

Mark McKinney

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Mark McKinney

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.