Top 6 Quotes & Sayings by Marsha Warfield

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actress Marsha Warfield.

Last updated on April 15, 2025.

Marsha Francine Warfield is an American actress and comedian. She grew up on Chicago's South Side, graduating from Calumet High School. She is best known for her 1986–92 role of Roz Russell on the Top 10 rated NBC sitcom Night Court. Roz was the tough, no-nonsense bailiff in Judge Stone's court. Warfield also starred in the sitcom Empty Nest as Dr. Maxine Douglas (1993–95). Before Night Court, she was a writer and performer on the short-lived Richard Pryor Show.

American - Actress | Born: March 5, 1954

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How many women here like to have sex in the morning? Now how many like to be awake when it happens?

Marsha Warfield

I'm beginning to appreciate the value of naps. Naps are wonderful, aren't they? Sometimes now I have to take a nap to get ready for bed.

Marsha Warfield

You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat.

Marsha Warfield

I hate skinny women, especially when they say things like 'Sometimes I forget to eat.' Now, I've forgotten my mother's maiden name, and my keys, but you've got to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

Marsha Warfield

I used to be a virgin, but I gave it up because there was no money in it.

Marsha Warfield

Every time a baseball player grabs his crotch, it makes him spit. That's why you should never date a baseball player.

Marsha Warfield