Top 5 Quotes & Sayings by Marty Allen

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Marty Allen.

Last updated on April 18, 2025.

Morton David Alpern, better known as Marty Allen, was an American comedian, actor, and philanthropist. He worked as a comedy headliner in nightclubs, as a dramatic actor in television roles, and was once called "The Darling of Daytime TV". He also appeared in films, notably the 1966 spy comedy The Last of the Secret Agents?. During his comedy career, Allen also toured military hospitals, and performed for veterans and for active military personnel.

American - Comedian | Born: March 23, 1922

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If a man works like a horse for his money, there are a lot of girls anxious to take him down the bridal path.

Marty Allen

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year.

Marty Allen

The straight man has to know to relate to the comic. When I think of the great comedy teams, I think of Martin & Lewis, Laurel and Hardy, Abbott and Costello.

Marty Allen

I love people and entertaining. The fact I can still do it, and it's with my wife is phenomenal. I wanna reach 95 years!

Marty Allen

When I go see a performer, I don't go to criticize. I just go to be entertained. I don't go to give advice; I just go to enjoy.

Marty Allen