Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Max Miller

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an English comedian Max Miller.
Last updated on November 8, 2024.
Max Miller

Thomas Henry Sargent, known professionally by his stage name Max Miller and billed as The Cheeky Chappie, was an English comedian often considered the greatest stand-up of his generation. He came from humble beginnings and left school at the age of 12. At the outbreak of the First World War, he volunteered for the army. During his time in the forces, he started a troupe concert party. On leaving the army, he took up work as a light comedian, dancer, and singer. He toured extensively, appearing in variety, revues and by the early 1930s reached the top of the bill in the large music halls including the London Palladium.

My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye. — © Max Miller
My wife is so stupendously ugly it is easier to take her with me than to kiss her goodbye.
My wife's father said if you marry my daughter I'll give you three acres and a cow. I'm still waiting for the three acres.
My wife's the ugliest woman in the world - I'd sooner take her with me on tour, than kiss her goodbye.
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