Top 168 Quotes & Sayings by Mel Brooks

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Mel Brooks.

Last updated on September 17, 2024.

Mel Brooks is an American actor, comedian and filmmaker. With a career spanning over seven decades, he is known as a creator of broad farces and parodies widely considered to be among the best film comedies ever made. He began his career as a comic and a writer for Sid Caesar's variety show Your Show of Shows (1950–1954) alongside Woody Allen, Neil Simon and Larry Gelbart. With Carl Reiner, he created the comic character The 2000 Year Old Man. He wrote, with Buck Henry, the hit television comedy series Get Smart (1965–1970).

American - Comedian | Born: June 28, 1926

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Dom DeLuise was a big man in every way. He was big in size and created big laughter and joy.

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As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and we're gonna make mistakes.

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Judd Apatow is pretty good, both as a producer and as a director.

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Humor is just another defense against the universe.

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Everything starts with writing. And then to support your vision, your ideas, your philosophy, your jokes, whatever, you've gotta perform them and/or direct them, or sometimes just produce them.

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Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.

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I loved Westerns as a little kid, and I loved horror films.

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If presidents can't do it to their wives, they do it to their country.

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I wish I was better looking.

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There's an army story in me, and I think there's a WWII Brooks film somewhere.

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I like Chris Rock. He's dangerous.

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A lot of music is mathematics. It's balance.

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I don't believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front.

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I'm rather secular. I'm basically Jewish. But I think I'm Jewish not because of the Jewish religion at all.

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All short women have a delayed fuse. Marry a taller woman: My wife was an inch or two taller than me; it's a sign of security.

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Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love.

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The brilliance of Max Brooks is that he always quotes authorities at the back of his books that never existed. Like a Russian professor he made up that validates a story or character.

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I'll accept bad taste in a minute, as long as there's some great comedy minds and performances.

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You're always a little disappointing in person because you can't be the edited essence of yourself.

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When you come to Germany as a Jew you have an uneasy feeling, but I've always felt okay in Berlin.

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No, no, the songs write themselves, almost.

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A cinema villain essentially needs a moustache so he can twiddle with it gleefully as he cooks up his next nasty plan.

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I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I was actually in combat.

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Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.

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Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate names, identities, personalities and have them relate to other characters living with him.

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But I have bad taste with a deep fount of intellectuality.

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'Mad About You' was very fun.

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Well, you know, 'Spaceballs' is a weird combination, because it's a simple, sweet little fairytale, and it's crazy and out-there and making fun of and taking apart sci-fi, 'Star Wars', and 'Star Trek'.

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Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

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Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, for life is the very opposite of death, and therefore you must at very least think noisy and colorfully, or you're not alive.

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Immortality is a by-product of good work.

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I love writing songs. I'm a songwriter.

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My job is to go out and entertain the most people possible.

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I don't have a mission. I don't have a torch to burn.

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Life literally abounds in comedy if you just look around you.

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If you're quiet, you're not living. You've got to be noisy and colorful and lively.

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He who hesitates is poor.

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If Shaw and Einstein couldn't beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none.

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If you stand on a soapbox and trade rhetoric with a dictator you never win.

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It's talent. Either you got it or you ain't.

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Oh, I'm not a true genius. I'm a near genius. I would say I'm a short genius. I'd rather be tall and normal than a short genius.

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We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

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I only direct in self-defense.

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As far as songwriters, I've always been a fan of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, and George Gershwin; those guys mean a lot to me.

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These men both publicly and privately have done so much for me. Without Nathan Lane and Matthew Broderick I would be living in a little motel just around the corner here, trying to make ends meet.

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I'm still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up.

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Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.

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A brushstroke of vanity is good to add into the mix, to balance your timidity. We're all blessed with a lot of timidity and a lot of worry and anxiety, and vanity is a good antidote.

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You got to be brave. If you feel something, you've really got to risk it.

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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.

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If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

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I know how to make it a great musical. I've got to. It's like I've got to see it on stage.

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I was in the army, and to me it was like a newsreel.

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Tragedy is what happens to me; comedy is what happens to you.

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When I was a little kid, if somebody said they were thirty-five, I'd say "Oooh, they're going to die soon". But as I get older it doesn't mean a thing. You mustn't ever give in. Never give in to thinking you're old, because you're never old. Your mind, and I tell you this and listen to me carefully, your mind is never, ever old, it's eternally young.

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Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We're unrehearsed.

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You want to be as smart as you can about being stupid.

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The only thing we don't have a god for is premature ejaculation... but I hear that it's coming quickly.

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I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit.

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