Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Michael J. Nelson

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Michael J. Nelson.

Last updated on September 17, 2024.

Michael John Nelson is an American comedian and writer, most known for his work on the cult television series Mystery Science Theater 3000 (MST3K). Nelson was the head writer of the series for most of the show's original eleven-year run, and spent half of that time as the on-air host, also named Mike Nelson. In addition to writing books, Nelson is currently part of the online movie riffing site RiffTrax, and was previously part of the straight-to-DVD Film Crew with fellow MST3K alumni, Bill Corbett and Kevin Murphy.

American - Comedian | Born: October 11, 1964

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Who doesn't want to go to the Emmys? But it ends up just being really boring.

Michael J. Nelson

The entire concept of pessimism crumbles the moment one human being puts aside thoughts of self and reaches out to another to minister to her suffering. The experience of either person can neither be denied nor adequately explained by a negative philosophy.

Michael J. Nelson

At the 150-minute point of sitting in a standard theater chair, the human buttocks die; once dead, they cannot be revived. They cease to function, whatever that function may have been, and must be carried around like a sack, or two, of flour.

Michael J. Nelson

Top 3 Quotes & Sayings by Michael J. Nelson

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