Top 99 Quotes & Sayings by Michael Sorrentino

People are so happy to meet me. Stars come up and want to take their picture with me.

I definitely am aggressive - I'm not saying I'm not - but at the same time, I'm sweet and I'm genuine and I'm generous and I'm respectful.

Some days I'm Uncle Situation, other days I'm Dr. Situation, I'm Chef Situation.

When you realize that your freedom is being taken away from you, you're like, 'You know what, I'm not going to get good food in prison, so I'm going to order McDonald's, Wendy's, Chick-fil-A.' We're turning up and living our best life, and I did that.

I was practicing intermittent fasting while I was in prison. My window of intermittent fasting was between 16 and 17 hours on the weekdays, and 18 and 19 hours on the weekends.

At 25, I had lost my job due to the economy, and my family wanted me to become a policeman or firefighter, but I knew there were other things out there for me. I sent some pictures to New York City and a model agency called and said, 'Where have you been?'

You sort of take your freedom for granted sometimes.

I never regret anything.

I'm really grateful for all the support from my fans.

I've realized what I want to do in life in that I just love being in front of the camera.

I'm like a pretty deep dude.

Oh my God, to be a free man, to be honest with you, it's awesome. It's fantastic.

I can play many roles, a guy who takes on a challenge on very short notice with potentially damaging results, if I make the wrong move... I shoot for the stars. If I get the moon, I'm OK with that.

The Situation has mass appeal.

The real Mike is somebody who is a positive person, a generous person. A loyal person. Somebody that's gonna help you if you call me up and say, 'Mike, I got a flat tire.' I'm there, you know?

I'll be the first one to tell you if I made a mistake.

The way you see me on 'Jersey' is a snapshot, and you can't judge from a snapshot.

On the back of my car, it says 'The Situation' in letters. It's pretty fun. I work so much, I've been blessed to be busy, but when I have time and I'm able to drive my car, which is a couple times here and there, you know, it says 'Situation' on the back of the car, and people are honking the horn and fist-pumping, and it's really, really cool.

I do like Drake's 'Forever.'

Me and my wife have a really, really strong foundation.

You can hate on me all you want to, but what can you possibly say to somebody that looks like Rambo, pretty much, with his shirt off.

In a year's time, I was able to start a brand name and make it a household name. That's The Situation.

You can see how prison could affect some of the other guys that are there for longer than a year. Because eventually, it starts to eat away at you. And if you don't work at yourself mentally or physically or spiritually, eventually you're going to be swallowed up by circumstance.

I'm limitless. Glass is always half full.

There's only so long you can rule the reality world.

I really believe in positive energy and positive thinking and dreams and all that type of stuff.

Hey, I live life by the moment. I have no regrets. I live it to the fullest. I have made a lot of mistakes in my life and I'm learning from them. I'm 'The Situation.'

I believe you have three loves in your life and one true love. I really do.

In the beginning of my career, everybody knew it, it was no secret that I loved the spotlight. I basked in it. And then all of a sudden, I turned into this person who was reclusive, or hiding.

I love to help others that are suffering from the disease of addiction, and I'm just very, very passionate about that.

I did 'Jersey Shore 6' sober, and you really just concentrate on yourself and just being the best person that you can be or be better than you were the day before.

Every day I wake up and my popularity gets bigger and bigger.

I love being an entertainer. It's almost been a lifelong journey to find out what I wanted to do.

I was very proud of the 'Jersey Shore: Family Vacation' that was airing on TV.

When you look at my astonishing physique you probably think to yourself, This kid must eat nothing but molten steel. That's a common misconception.

I pick my swimsuits just like I pick my women. As soon as I see it, I like it, and that's it. I get it real quick.

Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, yah know, hot girls, cougars.

That hater-juice is best served cold.

I'm just saying that being in this business is not easy, and it's definitely not for everybody.

Every day when I wake up, I gotta go to the gym.

I'll be the first one to tell you if some girl turned me down.

I actually love to give back.

I'm good in front of the camera in terms of speaking or entertaining or being humorous, but when it comes to dancing, you really got to know your stuff in order to be confident. You can freeze up or get stiff, and it's just not a good situation.

I've been in love. I believe in destiny and true love.

I arrange my other activities around my workout. I have to organize my body, mind and health first.

At the end of the day, stick up for yourself whether you have spiky hair, long hair, blonde hair, black hair, whatever it is, stick up for yourself and go for your dreams because at the end of the day, you can pretty much accomplish anything if you put your mind to it.

I was just proud of myself that, even under extreme stress and adversity, I was still able to do my job and do it well. And still able to earn an income while in prison.

My license plate I did get registered, and it is S-I-T-C-H... so that's pretty cool.

You can't get girls if you can't speak to them.

Everyone knows that I have abs.

As soon as someone hears the name 'Situation,' they're gonna kind of know that it's gonna be good.

On the 'Jersey Shore,' people got a glimpse through a keyhole of who I really am. But the world really started to see me on 'Dancing With the Stars.' I am not the best dancer. That was never my strong point. But I wanted to let people know, hey, this kid is risking a lot just to know a different side of him.

I felt very accomplished staying busy in prison.

Listen, the conditions in prison as a whole - you're not sleeping in a comfortable bed, you're not eating good food, and this is for long periods of time.

It's very hard for me to write back to some of the fan mail, so one of the things I wanted to do was reach out through a book.

The secret ingredient to every meal is love. And also garlic.

I am a boxer-brief man.

There's enough Situation to go around.

I will eat a hot dog but I'm not big into hot dogs.

In the beginning of 'Jersey Shore,' for sure, that was the real Mike. That's the Mike that I know, that's the Mike I love. And that's the Mike I strive to be every day.