Top 99 Quotes & Sayings by Michael Sorrentino - Page 2

When I first told people the name 'Situation'... they were like, 'That's the best thing I've ever heard.'

It's actually a privilege to actually learn how to really dance.

If you're looking your best, you're going to feel your best. If you feel your best you're going to act pretty charming and when you walk into the room, they're going to be like damn, who is that?

There's a single with D.J. Class and Fatman Scoop - I'm not going to claim to be a singer, but my voice is in it and the song is technically about me.

I'll be honest: I'm not really the best at dancing.

I work very hard on my body, and I'm not just known for my six-pack or my body. I also believe that I have pretty good camera presence.

I love sushi.

Everybody when they're little wants to be on billboards or on TV.

My abs are so ripped up they're called 'The Situation.'

Be confident in what you got.

I have a tell-all book about where I came from, as well as a workout video.

The must haves at a Super Bowl party are women, music and some chips and dips.

I like Armani Exchange, Guess, Rock & Republic. There's a lot of places. I'm not too picky. I like to be trendy, and I like to look good.

Sometimes in people's lives, when bad stuff happens, their dreams just die, and they end up settling. I guess that's their decision, maybe, because they didn't believe in their dreams or forgot their dreams. My dreams never died.

I am always looking for ways to expand my brand.

The Situation' - my name, or my character - is known worldwide now.

I used to be a fitness model.

This disease of addiction has touched not just me but millions of Americans out there. Me being in the spotlight, I want to tell my story because there are a lot of misconceptions. I want to let people out there know that there's hope.

I always had dreams, my whole life, of being somebody special. Someone out in the world that everybody knew of and everybody liked. Somebody unique. Even when I was down on my luck, in my head I still had those dreams.

I understand that there's going to be a shelf life for 'Jersey Shore.'

I can speak a little Italian.

When you see The Situation in person, it can startle some people.

I have so much respect for our troops.

There are not too many places I can go without someone saying, 'Hey, can I take a picture of you with my daughter,' or whatever. I'm humble when it comes to that stuff. I never refuse a handshake or a kiss on the cheek. The fans are the ones who put me where I am today.

I'm taking the name The Situation and I'm... like, I don't know, I'm turning it into The Corporation or something.

I've always been in unbelievable shape.

My ideal woman is beautiful inside and out.

Miami has beautiful women, beaches and weather.

It is a part of my personality, but not the full circle. That character that you see is 'The Situation.' It's not Michael Sorrentino. You're seeing 'The Situation,' almost like Clark Kent and Superman.

My whole life has been a search for finding myself, pretty much.

I am a real person with real fears, hopes and dreams.

Everybody goes through their own tribulations in life.

All the girls in Australia are hot.

I was born with a mic in my hand.

I'm in constant battle with MTV to see where the line falls. You know, the things I do and say and the things they profit on and the things I profit on.

Losing is not an option for me.

I'm worried about taking care of myself and working out and taking my body to the best it could be.

If you don't go the gym, you don't look good. If you don't tan, you're pale. If you don't do laundry, you don't got no clothes.

I don't really feel the need to defend myself for having a six-pack.