Top 9 Quotes & Sayings by Moe Howard

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actor Moe Howard.
Last updated on September 17, 2024.
Moe Howard

Moses Harry Horwitz, known professionally as Moe Howard, was an American comedian and actor. He is best known as the leader of The Three Stooges, the farce comedy team who starred in motion pictures and television for four decades. That group initially started out as Ted Healy and His Stooges, an act that toured the vaudeville circuit. Moe's distinctive hairstyle came about when he was a boy and cut off his curls with a pair of scissors, producing an irregular shape approximating a bowl cut.

Only fools are positive.
I'll squeeze the cider out of your adam's apple.
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket. — © Moe Howard
I used to stand outside the theater knowing the truant officer was looking for me. I would stand there 'til someone came along and then ask them to buy my ticket.
We're not nearly as violent as the westerns.
Shut up and say something.
Our genius ain't appreciated around here... let's scram!
If there's anything I like better than honey and ketchup, it's baloney and whipped cream --- and we haven't got any!
Keep laughing. As long as you’re laughing you still have hope.
Every time you think, you weaken the nation.
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