Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American actor Morey Amsterdam.
Last updated on November 21, 2024.
Moritz "Morey" Amsterdam was an American actor, comedian, writer and producer. He played Buddy Sorrell on CBS's The Dick Van Dyke Show from 1961 to 1966.
A Cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter.
Even the police have an unlisted number.
According to the statistics, a man eats a prune every twenty seconds. I don't know who this fellow is, but I know where to find him.
My neighbor has two dogs. One of them says to the other, "Woof!" The other replies, "Moo!" The dog is perplexed. "Moo? Why did you say 'Moo'?" The other dog says, "I'm trying to learn a foreign language."
Our Congress is the finest body of men money can buy.
People who live in glasshouses might as well answer the door