Top 6 Quotes & Sayings by Morrie Ryskind

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American dramatist Morrie Ryskind.
Last updated on September 17, 2024.
Morrie Ryskind

Morris "Morrie" Ryskind was an American dramatist, lyricist and writer of theatrical productions and motion pictures, who became a conservative political activist later in life.

Say, the next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you, will you?
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money.
On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes. — © Morrie Ryskind
On this site we're going to build an Eye and Ear Hospital. This is going to be a sight for sore eyes.
Money will never make you happy and happy will never make you money. That may be a wise crack, but I doubt it.
The elks, on the other hand live up in the hills, and in the spring they come down for their annual convention. It is very interesting to watch them come to the water hole. And you should see them run when they find it is only a water hole. What they're looking for is an 'elk-a-hole'.
Ever since I've met you, I've swept you off my feet.
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