Top 84 Quotes & Sayings by Mort Sahl - Page 2

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Last updated on November 9, 2024.

A conservative doesn't want anything to happen for the first time; a liberal feels it should happen, but not now.

Remember when movies were just good or bad, before auteurs, film festivals, and guys from USC who were the first to shoot underwater?

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I made the mistake early in my career, when I moved to Hollywood, of being attracted to actresses. I used to go out exclusively with actresses and other female impersonators.

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A political satirist's job is to draw blood. I'm not so much interested in politics as I am in overthrowing the government.

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I don't think fascism is dying for.

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I don't think crucifixion is the answer. I believe in the resurrection. I like that part of the story.

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Obama is running again for spite.

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The distance between taking social action and having the knowledge is as wide as the mouth of the Mississippi.

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you don't know what you think unless you say it.

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Women want their men to be cops. They want you to punish them and tell them what the limits are. The only thing that women hate worse from a man than being slapped is when you get on your knees and say you're sorry.

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Every time the Russians throw an American in jail, the Committee throws an American in jail to get even.

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I'm not a liberal, I'm a radical!

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There are Russian spies here now. And if we're lucky, they'll steal some of our secrets and they'll be two years behind.

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My whole life is a movie. It's just that there are no dissolves. I have to live every agonizing moment of it. My life needs editing.

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We claim we believe in compassion, which is an abstract, and when it's personified we discredit the man

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The beat generation is a coffeehouse full of people expectantly looking at their watches waiting for the beat generation to come on.

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You haven't lived until you've died in California

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Those who the gods would make rich and famous on TV, they first drive mad.

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Obama said he went to Libya because of his conscience. Did anyone ever wrestle with his conscience and lose?

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Television is never more false than when it's openly sincere.

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We would have broken up except for the children. Who were the children? Well, she and I were.

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I went to computer class with my Dell and I was bullied by a guy with a Mac.

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Bush is the face on the can. But who canned that soup?

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There's so much Botox around now that you can't tell when a Jewish girl is angry!

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Top 84 Quotes & Sayings by Mort Sahl - Page 2

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