Top 10 Quotes & Sayings by Nicole Hollander

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American writer Nicole Hollander.
Last updated on November 21, 2024.
Nicole Hollander

Nicole Hollander is an American cartoonist and writer. Her daily comic strip Sylvia was syndicated to newspapers nationally by Tribune Media Services.

We all know how cats feel about traveling in a car. You never see a cat with his head out the window, fur flying in the breeze. A cat is never anyone's designated driver.
Most of us are animal lovers. We insist that we love all animals equally - the hamster, the weasel, and the zebra - but if pressed, we will admit to being either a cat person or a dog person.
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe! — © Nicole Hollander
Mercy, it's the revolution and I'm in my bathrobe!
My weight is always perfect for my height - which varies.
In the future we'll all have 15 minutes of fame and 15 minutes of healthcare.
Dogs are joiners; if they were guys, their idea of a good time would be to attend an Elks luncheon.
Cooking Tip: Wrap turkey leftovers in aluminum foil and throw them out.
Can you envision a world without men? No wrongdoing and bunches of euphoric, fat women.
Getting old in America ... best to do it somewhere else.
Hi, this is Sylvia. I'm not at home right now, so when you hear the beep ... hang up.
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