Top 63 Quotes & Sayings by Nicole Polizzi

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Last updated on December 21, 2024.
Nicole Polizzi

Nicole Elizabeth LaValle, best known by her nickname Snooki, is an American reality television personality. She is best known for being a cast member of the MTV reality show Jersey Shore and starring in Snooki & Jwoww and Jersey Shore: Family Vacation. Since appearing on Jersey Shore in 2009, Snooki has gained popularity, leading to numerous talk show appearances, web and television series participation and hosting, and a large social media following. She reportedly earned $150,000 per Jersey Shore episode by the last season. She also appeared as the guest hostess for WWE Raw in 2011 and competed at WrestleMania XXVII that same year.

It's hard for people to see you one way, but you're really the other way, so it's kind of like, 'Who am I, who are you?' Sometimes, I confuse even myself.
We can't have cellphones, TV, radio or the Internet. If the president died, we'd have no idea. There's no normalcy. It's just like prison, with cameras.
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend. — © Nicole Polizzi
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend.
Be sure of yourself, don't let anyone bully you, be a strong and independent woman or boy.
I definitely want to get in shape and be healthy again.
Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show.
No one knows that I'm smart.
When you're tan, you feel better about yourself.
I try and have family time, all the time, so you know, I get to see them a lot. And I'm always with my friends, my boyfriend, it helps me keep grounded and kind of sane.
I have an education, I went to college, you know?
I think the biggest misconception about me is people really don't know who I really am. They see the party side of me, they see the crazy side of me. But I also have a laid-back side. You know, I'm chill, down to earth. If you want to grab a cup of coffee and just talk about life, I can do that.
I got bullied in high school. A lot of girls were so mean to me because their boyfriends wanted to hang out with me and my girls, so they pretty much bullied me to the point where I was crying at night.
We all stick up for ourselves and I think that's why we stand out, because we really don't care what other people think. — © Nicole Polizzi
We all stick up for ourselves and I think that's why we stand out, because we really don't care what other people think.
I always wanted my own fragrance because I could never find the right scent for me. At home, I would always mix bottles of my favorite fragrances to create a unique and different scent.
Just want to set the record straight. I'm single and I'm not going to get married!
What I'd like is to turn out like Jessica Simpson, with her whole brand.
I think I just realized that having a problem - an eating disorder - it's not healthy and you can actually die from that. I realized it's not worth it and you just need to be healthy.
I don't go tanning anymore because Obama put a 10 percent tax on tanning. McCain would never put a 10 percent tax on tanning. Because he's pale and would probably want to be tan.
I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job.
You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers.
Some exfoliates have rocks in them and it makes your skin really smooth, and cat litter is a good substitute. I haven't broke out at all yet!
When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it.
I went to school, I went to college. I know how to read. Even though I lack common sense sometimes, I am book smart.
I like a guy who makes me laugh, doesn't care about the fame, the show, he just likes me for me, he likes Nicole.
I'll always be this crazy, fun person, but when it's time to get married, I'm going to be an amazing wife.
The guys you see me bring home, we're only cuddling and making out like any other person would do, but we're on camera and the whole world's seeing it, and it does look like I'm having sex.
I don't have regrets, there are only lessons. You learn from them, and you become a better person.
I think you see more of like, the party side of me, which I call Snooki, it's kind of my alter ego.
I think I want to move forward. I want to move to Brooklyn and find a business Italian guy to take care of me.
I've calmed down already. I don't hook up anymore.
People go tanning because they like to feel tan. You feel more sexy when you're tan and I don't understand why you would tax on that, because you're making yourself feel more happy about yourself.
I don't read. I don't like to read 'Harry Potter' or anything like that. It's not my style.
It's important to be true to yourself and your vision.
You have to remember that reality shows capture your worst moments.
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.
As I graduated high school, it didn't faze me anymore. Right now, I don't even care what people think of me. I'm happy with myself.
Donald Trump, I would vote for him. Trump would make this country better I feel.
But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant. — © Nicole Polizzi
But it's really hard to eat good when you're traveling because you see fast food and you want to go to this restaurant and that restaurant.
So I would always try and be the lightest I could. In high school, I really wouldn't eat. I would only have lunch and I would only have salads. And then it got so crazy as to just eating like a cracker or a cucumber a day and I would feel full.
It sucks, but no Long Islands or margaritas when you drink. It has to be straight vodka.
It's always been a dream to have my own sunglass line and I'm so excited to be able to finally offer it to my fans!
Don't let negativity affect your vision. A lot of people have said harsh things, but I don't let it affect me. If anything it gives me more enthusiasm and pushes me to do better in my career so I can prove them wrong.
Study hard, but party harder.
I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.
The only person I've had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend
I went into designing my house thinking I could have some more expensive items because I didn't realize my kids were going to be animals.
I'm trying to build an empire, because after this, I cannot get a normal job
SnookiLove is really cute and it's inviting and welcoming. All my lines are like my personality: they are fun, they are outgoing, they are sexy, but not slutty. — © Nicole Polizzi
SnookiLove is really cute and it's inviting and welcoming. All my lines are like my personality: they are fun, they are outgoing, they are sexy, but not slutty.
Old people they lose their sex life and that's not a good time. That's why they get divorced all the time.
If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it
You're going to have haters and you're going to have lovers
When you're tan, you feel better about yourself
[My favorite thing about motherhood is] that it's made me grow into a woman finally, and I finally grew up, thank God.
Ten years from now, I would like to see myself successful as a brand, like Jessica Simpson, with babies running around and a beautiful husband and my own reality show
I'm not good with time. Like, if I ask you the time and you say A quarter to 2, I wouldn't know. Why can't you just say 2:30?
I feel like today should be a perfect Meatball day... Let's just get wastey-pants!
When you're tanner, you feel hotter and sexier. You should try it
I don't eat friggin' lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it.
Don't let negativity affect your vision. People say harsh things, but don't let them affect you.
I don't read. I don't like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It's not my style.
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