Top 4 Quotes & Sayings by Ophira Eisenberg

Explore popular quotes and sayings by an American comedian Ophira Eisenberg.
Last updated on September 17, 2024.
Ophira Eisenberg

Ophira Eisenberg is a Canadian American comedian, writer, and actress. She is from Calgary, Alberta. She has been living in New York City since 2001 and obtained American citizenship in April 2021.

See-through goes with everything. — © Ophira Eisenberg
See-through goes with everything.
By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting.
I'm an easy mark and a sucker for a charmer. If anyone tried to breathe at the same time as me, I might try to hyperventilate just to see if they'd follow. If they did, I'd probably find that endearing.
Music is all about seduction, so it's an ongoing flirtation, but watching anyone do what they are talented at is totally intoxicating. Take even the ugliest guy and have them do something they are really passionate about - they are instantly attractive. Unfortunately watching someone write is a little lackluster. Maybe if they had a really sexy keyboard face.
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