Top 75 Quotes & Sayings by Pat McAfee

I'm not a big prankster, believe it or not.

I bought a wrestling ring in either my third or fourth year in the league. I had it built in my barn and didn't use it much except for at parties when my friends' kids would want to get in there.

Take life for what it is, which is very precious, and that's what moments happen.

In college, there never really was an offseason. The season would end, you'd get a week break, and then the hardest time of the year would start. Winter workouts in college were absolutely miserable.

I'm a blue-collar American who enjoys life and who just happens to be good at punting footballs.

If I've learned anything from social media, it's truly that the most irrelevant people always say the most absurd stuff.

The amount of players who get into trouble in the NFL is a very small minority, but they are the ones who make the headlines.

I got arrested for a dumb, dumb incident my second year in the NFL.

I enjoy making plays for my teammates.

I'm gonna do a little radio, a little TV, and just create content in general and hopefully make the world a happier place.

I think I'm the luckiest guy on earth.

Befriending Pro Bowlers and future Hall of Famers is pretty cool, but I'm just enjoying the ride, looking at every day in the NFL as a memorable moment.

Honestly, it's what the world's all about and what life's all about - fulfillment and making people's lives better.

I can't do anything better than Pat White. I love that dude. Was an honor to be on his team in college.

If I hit a bad punt, and some guys don't make a tackle, and I have to make a tackle for them, that's my opportunity to step up for my teammates.

I love 'The Impractical Jokers.' I watch them all the time.

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

With the XFL, I think the engagement with the fans is something that could really help out.

As long as folks are happy, I'm happy.

I've been blocking people and unfriending people for a long time, and it doesn't take much if I feel like you've slighted me at all.

For players you don't hear about in the news, they enjoy the hell out of the offseason. They can travel and see things they never thought they'd see, or go back home to relax and see their kids and family that they haven't had a chance to hang out with in a few months.

I played soccer in the Alps when I was a kid. There was a blizzard that happened. And little local German kids were out there shoveling lines. Keeping it moving.

If I feel like you've disrespected me, you might as well just be dead to me.

Although sometimes it's very difficult, if you're willing to look hard enough, you can find positives in every situation.

I find myself in pretty hilarious situations.

In the darkest of times, the most fulfilling thing in the world is finding the light.

I didn't drink for two years.

My life is just a ridiculous one.

I enjoy making people happy, and hopefully, people enjoy it and have a good time.

It is an incredible honor to be named the Colts' Walter Payton Man of the Year.

I think exposure for kickers and punters is not that bad of a thing. I think it's come a long way, and hopefully, in the future, kickers and punters won't be mocked as much.

I have dreams and aspirations of taking a stroll down the ramp at a pay-per-view setting. Everybody has those dreams as a kid, and that'd be really cool.

The AAF offered me a commentating spot for their league, and it was literally the day after I signed my deal with the WWE.

When you see something you want to do, go do the damn thing.

I am a heterosexual who is completely cool with folks who aren't, and I hail from Plum Borough, Pa.

Love is love to me.

I think the game of football, from a commentating standpoint, is missing something. I think it should be a celebration, and I think it should be enjoyable, and I'm trying to make it that way.

I think I can go on the record and say this: I am the only player in the history of the NFL that has called an NFL game that was not a broadcast bootcamp graduate. And with that being said, that also means I have no clue what the hell to do.

Baron Corbin lived in my house for months when he played for the Colts our rookie year.

If you're a punter or a kicker, you don't have a lot of film study to do. There's not a lot of things to watch. You're just going to kick the ball.

I played soccer my whole life. I'm kind of a heavier person, and whenever you kick and punt, no matter how limited an activity it is, my brain and shoulders are going to be OK because I didn't play a tough guy position, but my knees took a lot of wear and tear from the kicking.

I'm real excited to turn my obsessive-type focus towards making the world a happier place.

Let's say I go completely broke, I'm about to star in the next '30 for 30: Broke.'

Hopefully I can end up in the WWE Hall of Fame one day.

Peyton Manning donated, I think, $10 million to start a children's hospital here in Indianapolis. Whenever you see something like that, you go, 'Okay, not only can I be great on the football field, I can also be great off of the field.'

I think what AEW has done on social media is impressive. I think the amount of interest they've garnered is impressive.

If you're not a cop, don't buy a Crown Victoria.

I think the XFL has a good chance. With the way sports gambling is coming to be and the people they have running that league, I think Vince does not want to fail again.

Baron Corbin and I know each other well. I'm not a golden gloves boxer at all, so I think our backgrounds might be a bit different, but I think he's incredible on the microphone.

Deion Sanders played two sports, and Bo Jackson played two sports. I'm not athletic enough to do two sports, but I think I'm good enough to do two professions and do them pretty well at a high level.

I'm not built to have a bald head. I've got a huge sniffer.

Leesa has been a partner of mine since I left the NFL and started doing this Internet business. They've been a company that has supported everything that I have going on.

Some players have no idea how to handle life without structure. That's why some players get into trouble during the offseason. This is literally the first time in our lives we've ever had free time without somebody telling us where to be and what to do.

I love that people have bucket lists. I've had one ever since I was young and watched 'Wild On' at night in my bedroom.

In a world where most billionaires are all about talking about taking care of and helping people, Jim Irsay walks it.

Everything for me is either a learn or a win. I just keep moving forward, and that's about it, honestly.

My knees have just gotten to the point where they just get beat up.

I appreciate our men and women in uniform so much. They are the real heroes. I can't fathom the selflessness involved in serving our country.

I'll be a fan of the XFL, and if they want me to do something, then I'd love to... not to play. I'm not gonna play. I'm done with that, but everything else is fair game.

If it wasn't for finding out that my right leg could kick a ball really far, which is what I did, I am 100 percent certain that I would be attempting to be or would be a professional wrestler.